Cool ass sayings not used enough

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there is this kid in my auto tech class who used to say this stuff, and i am NOT making this up. he was retarded/special whatever

when hes looking for some stuff, like the oil, hed just say "bonsai tree" out loud. WTF?

he was messing with the fuel tank , and he said "what the fukcin doodle dandy taco bell" i swear to god im not making this up, i was like WTF did you say? and he loled.

hed say crap at taco bell sometimes, and one of the teachers aid loled all day at that.

to prove hes so dumb, he doesnt have a car, and i told him to buy a yugo, wonder if he bought it yet. he was interested