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#52
06-30-2007, 06:52 PM
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Re: Hitting on Famous People
Celebrities require constant attention in the same way a heroin addict needs a fix.
Your play: Walk up to her and without even a hint of emotion cut open your arm while saying "I bleed for you." She will run away. You must follow her, but walk don't run. When you catch up to her grab her arm, spin her around, and kiss her forcefully. After this she'll be bouncing on your muffin stump in no time! 
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#53
06-30-2007, 07:56 PM
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Re: Hitting on Famous People
"Hey Jones!! Watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat", then do it.
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#54
06-30-2007, 08:02 PM
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Re: Hitting on Famous People
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One of my best friends got extremely famous last year. I got to meet lots of famous chicks while hanging out with him in LA. I just tried to be myself and that seemed to work pretty well. It's really not anything you can accurately describe until you've experienced it , but really famous people are constantly bombarded by people who a completely full of [censored] about all sorts of things. My friend commented on the fact that he liked having us (his old friends) around specifically because we treated him like a normal person. Of course, he doesn't care about random hot chicks coming up and trying to [censored] him, but I imagine it would be a lot different for a female celebrity. [/ QUOTE ] so basically your now E from Entourage?
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#55
06-30-2007, 08:53 PM
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Re: Hitting on Famous People
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guys, we may be underestimating his chances. he good be in really good shape:  [/ QUOTE ] What is the worst possible pickup line which includes a song title that could work on K.D. Lang? "I've got a Constant Craving for your musky vadge"?
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#57
07-01-2007, 12:51 AM
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Re: Hitting on Famous People
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ]  ??? [/ QUOTE ] How anyone would not recognize the lead singer of the Little Willies is beyond me. [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] The who? She's hot, I'd SIIHP repeatedly, but still... never heard of them. [/ QUOTE ] The Little Willies
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#58
07-01-2007, 08:55 AM
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so basically your now E from Entourage? [/ QUOTE ] How awesome would that be. I keep hoping one of my friends gets rich and famous, but so far none of them has shown any aptitude for acting or professional sports.
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#60
07-01-2007, 01:23 PM
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Re: Hitting on Famous People
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It's like the part in a beautiful mind when Nash decides they should all go after the B squad and not the hottest girl... [/ QUOTE ] yeah you should definitely make use of the nash equilibrium here
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