Post the last text in your inbox/outbox

[driverseati]

Inbox: Well thats what happens when you play poker or golf and succeed, it just sucks cause i kno you were pobably really dissapointed with ur results.

Outbox: I hate my celebrity status right now back home

(Both reference my FT bubble in the 3k limit event, and the fact that friends that I haven't talked to since high school now call me off the hook/text me like it's their job, most of them asking for staking arrangements. I'm like cmon guys, I didn't do a damn thing, it's not a bracelet.)

[Stoneflip]

in:6:30?

out:empty



I seriously considered making something up, but this is more funny if you are a zen master.

[ZJ123]

in: Have you heard from kel
out: oh hi der

[astarck]

Inbox: Hey ill call u in a bit
Outbox: Naw nothin

[kleinstadt1]

Inbox: twist it into power play
Outbox: watch it exploiting Bohemian

[eurythmech]

inbox: Why wtf on MSN?
outbox: I just saw a person who's larger than coffee Emma

[fluffpop62]

inbox: And you do a beautifull dream
(Obviously all grammar and spelling is intact - it's a genuine French person texting me)

outbox: Hi my love! I already told u we are going to madrid all weekend so i wont be at my comp at all...

[popeye18]

Will someone please explain the joke to me.

[RunyonAve]

inbox: you know they're just little angel kisses

outbox: yes yes.. a face without freckles is like a night without stars


(me makign fun this red headed chick he was trying to hook up with)

[szw]

In: I really hate you

Out:Whats your problem