THE GREATEST POKER MOMENT OF MY LIFE

[wotttttttttt]

dammit 0/4 in winning my first showdown, including once when I had KK vs. AQ vs. AJ and LDO ace turns
edit: 0/5
this is sick but sooo standard for me 3/5 times I got in as a favorite even tho i'm shoving every hand, 1/5 it was a coinflip when some idiot calls with 44

dammit I can't even piss noobs off when I just lose lose lose and they bust me
0/9 I QUIT GOD I RUN BAD
I TILTED MYSELF DUE TO FAILURE TO TILT THE BUSTOFISH
NVM F IT 0/10 DIDN'T REALIZED ID SIGNED UP FOR 1 MORE

GOD I RUN BAD
THE FISH INSTACALL Q9 T9 23 AND ALWAYS WIN THERS NO FOLD EQUITY