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What should I buy with mstAA mAArtini\'s monies?
So there's this really awful spewy reg on FTP that goes by the alias of mstAA mAArtini. I won a lot of money off of him in a very short 5/10 session today and he berated me in the chat and called me a donk blablabla. Basically he is one of those people that plays really bad and makes lots of dumb bluffs all the time and then berates other players because he is a.delusional and b.needs to make himself feel better about being bad at poker. I would now like to show you the following evidence of how bad he is.
Hand 1. Full Tilt Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $10 BB (4 handed) Hand History converter Courtesy of PokerZion.com Button ($2341.45) SB ($1491.50) BB ($1943.50) Hero ($1440) Preflop: Hero is UTG with 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]. <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $35</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">SB raises to $134</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, Hero calls $99. Flop: ($278) 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> <font color="#CC3333">SB bets $214</font>, Hero calls $214. Turn: ($706) T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> <font color="#CC3333">SB bets $1143.5 (All-In)</font>, Hero calls $1092 (All-In). River: ($2941.50) K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 2 all-in)</font> . Final Pot: $2941.50 Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF"> SB has 3h Th (one pair, tens). Hero has 5s 5d (three of a kind, fives). Outcome: Hero wins $2890. SB wins $51.50. </font> so then he reloads and wins this hand against a solid regular. Full Tilt Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $10 BB (4 handed) Hand History converter Courtesy of PokerZion.com BB ($1015) UTG ($1960.50) Button ($70.30) Hero ($2878) Preflop: Hero is SB with 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]. <font color="#CC3333">UTG raises to $35</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, Hero calls $30, <font color="#CC3333">BB raises to $156</font>, <font color="#CC3333">UTG raises to $525</font>, Hero folds, BB calls $334. Flop: ($1050) T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> <font color="#CC3333">BB bets $525 (All-In)</font>, UTG calls $525. Turn: ($2100) 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font> . River: ($2100) 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font> Final Pot: $2100 Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF"> BB has 9d Ad (flush, ace high). UTG has Ah Ac (two pair, aces and eights). Outcome: BB wins $2100. </font> then I take it all because he is dumb in hand 3 Full Tilt Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $10 BB (5 handed) Hand History converter Courtesy of PokerZion.com UTG ($1738) MP ($1013.80) Button ($185) Hero ($2833) BB ($1283.50) Preflop: Hero is SB with T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]. <font color="#CC3333">UTG raises to $35</font>, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $125</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, UTG calls $90. Flop: ($260) 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $180</font>, UTG calls $180. Turn: ($620) 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> Hero checks, UTG checks. River: ($620) T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $420</font>, <font color="#CC3333">UTG raises to $1433 (All-In)</font>, Hero calls $1013. Final Pot: $3486 Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF"> Hero has Th Jh (flush, jack high). UTG has 7s Ks (one pair, sevens). Outcome: Hero wins $3486. </font> He then berates me for 3 betting with JTs which is funny considering the hands he showed up with in the above 3 hands. Basically, since I think he's dumb and don't care about this money because it was basically free, I'd like to spend it on something. It can be dumb, funny, useful, whatever. Whoever comes up with the best way for me to spend $3500 I will send them $50 on FTP. Holla! |
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Re: What should I buy with mstAA mAArtini\'s monies?
a new watch
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Re: What should I buy with mstAA mAArtini\'s monies?
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a new watch [/ QUOTE ] Links please! GOGOGOGOGO |
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Re: What should I buy with mstAA mAArtini\'s monies?
go to the strip club and make it rain
or like 300 copies of this http://cgi.ebay.com/Chris-Moneymaker-How...1QQcmdZViewItem |
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Re: What should I buy with mstAA mAArtini\'s monies?
donate to charity
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Re: What should I buy with mstAA mAArtini\'s monies?
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[ QUOTE ] a new watch [/ QUOTE ] Links please! GOGOGOGOGO [/ QUOTE ] http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showfl...=0#Post10827972 |
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Re: What should I buy with mstAA mAArtini\'s monies?
That guy used to spew regularly at 200 and 400nl to me. Now he's a reg at higher stakes? wtf?
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Re: What should I buy with mstAA mAArtini\'s monies?
he does play bad
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Re: What should I buy with mstAA mAArtini\'s monies?
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