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i get tilted by people who time out every hand with the intention of pissing someone else at the table off, which in reality doesnt because the other person is playing 6-12 tables.
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People who minbet every street, with the stone cold nuts.
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#33
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Idiotic slowplayers who slowplay KK into my AA, and then when the board by the river becomes really [censored] like 7-8-9-J-Q or something like that and we both check it down.
DAMN IT WHY COULDN'T YOU RAISE PF SO I COULD HAVE TAKEN YOUR ENTIRE STACK? That tilts me. |
#34
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#1 super mega tilt inducer: PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t50 (9 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums) UTG+1 (t2435) MP1 (t2725) MP2 (t6840) MP3 (t1660) CO (t2555) Button (t4845) SB (t2060) BB (t1320) Hero (t1340) Preflop: Hero is UTG with A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]. <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to t1340</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, MP1 calls t1340, <font color="#666666">3 folds</font>, Button calls t1340, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>. Flop: (t4095) 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font> <font color="#CC3333">MP1 bets t1385 (All-In)</font>, Button calls t1385. Turn: (t6865) 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players, 1 all-in)</font> River: (t6865) 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players, 1 all-in)</font> Final Pot: t6865 Hero has Ac Ah (one pair, aces). MP1 has 5s 5h (three of a kind, fives). Button has Kc Jd (high card, king). Outcome: MP1 wins t6865. lyrrad cm said, "g1" jeffmanson said, "vnh" KILL KILL KILL [/ QUOTE ] LOL! jeffmanson is my brother... no joke. He's a total donk. Please tell me he was the 55 in that hand! Post or PM me non-converted history. |
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[ QUOTE ] Players betting $2 into a $90 pot. [/ QUOTE ] this is a good one. [/ QUOTE ] I like to min raise those strange min bets into huge pots. I just refer to them now as chip checks... it's like a check... but it's going to cost me a small fee. |
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Women.
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Women. [/ QUOTE ] coming out of the closet? |
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getting dp'd on by guys with 50bb
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getting dp'd on by guys with 50bb [/ QUOTE ] double penetrated? |
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[ QUOTE ] getting dp'd on by guys with 50bb [/ QUOTE ] double penetrated? [/ QUOTE ] disconnect protect'd on. But ya, dp would tilt me too. |
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