Ask a Strip Club Bouncer..

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... a .45 ACP Springfield Armory 1911 subcompact pistol. I wear all said equipment on the belt, and conceal said equipment with a leather balla jacket.

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Why subcompact? Given that you're obviously the bouncer, and that you're not going to really conceal all that stuff, just cover it, I'd think you would want a fullsize for reliability reasons if nothing else.