new Brad Booth joke

[Lurker.]

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whats the deal with brad booth? link to story?

[/ QUOTE ]he's just broke and owes a bunch of money. nick rainey lets people know like 15 posts into the sklanksy "several hotshots supposedly broke or in debt" thread.

[sleepi]

i get it, cause he likes to overbet amirite!?

[Fubster]

Did you just make these jokes up as you were writing them or something? What's up?

[SA125]

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And third, I'll need a few days to come up with the money!

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I lol'd.

[SA125]

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OP, your post brings a new low to both threads and jokes, please start posting these threads in OOT, anyways I think I got one!

JOPKE

Phil Ivey, some georges, and Daniel Negreanu are out playing golf one day; Brad Booth is caddying.

Anyways on the back nine, about the 12th hole, one of the georges (named Mitch) complains he has to take a dump - but they're way out on the course with no bathrooms in sight. Ivey suggests hiking into the woods behind the teebox to take a crap, and Mitch hikes off out of sight.

Ten - fifteen minutes go by and the group behind them plays through, and the group is getting anxious - Ivey tells Negreanu to go see wtf is taking so long, and Daniel begrudgingly hikes off into the woods.

Another ten - fifteen minutes goes by with no sight of either man, and Ivey seems noticeably irritated that his high stakes match is being delayed when a second group now plays through them. Turning to his caddy Booth with that trademark glare that has struck fear into many an opponent he sends the scrappy Canadien NL pro after Negreanu and the george.

After hiking for a hundred yards or so to a clearing Booth stumbles onto a scene he'd not soon forget; Negreanu - pants around ankles had Mitch bent over a log prone renacting a scene out of 'Pulp Fiction' or 'American Me'

Booth breaks the two up mid-coitus and he's like "What the [censored] are you guys doing?" and Negreanu starts in with: "Well when I got down here, Mitch was passed out unconscious and so I ...." and Brad interupts: "Well that's what CPR is for, you know Mouth-to-mouth resuscitation?." to which Daniel replies: "Well, thats kinda how it got started......."

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This read like a homework assignment.

[nath]

What's the difference between a dead Brad Booth and an apple?

[BoyChick]

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FYI it was just like Tom, Dick and Harry in the org version - I ad libbed in Booth, Ivey etc. obv poorly [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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Obv , since Daniel would most likely be the bottom.

[Butso]

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oh man he certainly is the booth(!) of the joke

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wow

[bustedromo]

Only my joke is original. The others are merely retreads of sick vaudeville humour that's been around forever, and the golf joke doesn't even have anything to do with Brad Booth.

My joke is a subtle analogy to BB's patented move to force out any hand but the nuts by massively overbetting the pot.

And, yes, I am going to use my joke on the next season of HSP, damn the haters.

Love and peace,
Gabe