$2.07 in my pocket, $16 in checking acct, out of toilet paper

[Savant]

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use your tongue like poor people in America do

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[bubaloo]

been there, old socks are a good subsitute.

[discopro]

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use your last 2 dollars, BALLA

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A couple years ago I was traveling in Romania. My gf used a public bathroom and there was no toilet paper so she wiped her ass with the local currency. She didn't flush the bills, instead leaving them in a wad next to the toilet. Romanians are pretty poor, so it was decent money to a local. She came out of the bathroom laughing hysterically about the poor bastard who would gleefully unwrap that jackpot.

I still have a roll of paper towels, so I can keep my hand and keyboard and $2 clean for now. Thx for the helpful advice tho.

[Chaos_ult]

Take a backpack into a library bathroom and steal the huge rolls that are usually in there.

Hey, do what you gotta do.

[SeanBateman]

hey at least when u bought the burger im sure they gave u napkins, yes?

[SomethingClever]

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I just made the shrewd financial decision to spend $10 on a burger and fries (no drink)

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drink your feces, kill two birds with one stone.

[nextgenneo]

have a shower after

[Flavor Slave]

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Take a backpack into a library bathroom and steal the huge rolls that are usually in there.

Hey, do what you gotta do.

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This actually works.

-McBusto

[SmokeyRidesAgain]

^No [censored], people actually buy toilet paper/light bulbs/towels?

[Josh.]

burger joint put MUSTARD on my burger, and i have no since returned

who the [censored] puts MUSTARD on a burger?