Beat: worst birthday presents ever from parents

[Diamond Lie]

I once received a cosby sweatah

I thought it was a joke (received it in the mail from aunt+uncle), and my family still thinks it was sent by accident. It was literally purple, blue, pink, and a putrid orange color.

Almost as ugly as this

[MrP]

cutting my ambilical chord

[rothko]

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cutting my umbilical chord

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pretty good, noob, pretty good

[THEE_LIONN]

when i was lil i cut the funnys out of the newspaper and wrapped them into presents for everyone in my family...they were not amused >_>

[Chairman Wood]

Not necessarily a bad present but a really awkward feeling one Christmas...

One year my dad had a really horrible December cause he slipped on some ice and because of that he spent a couple weeks in the hospital for surgery and recoperating. Further he was also on some pretty heavy pain killers that really clouded his thinking. Also early that year my brother bought his first house. My dad was very proud and gave him about $800 worth of some of his used lawn equipment from our house and another $1700 worth of brand new chainsaws, lawnmowers etc...

I received 3 presents, wool socks, a 3 pack of fruit of the loom white shirts and a pair of jeans. My dad later apologized.

[MikalSjekson]

The real question is does your dad have a bald spot and he gave ya the 2nd one which was FREE

[matt85]

I once got given a new car for my birthday.

That was pretty bad.

[begbie100]

I got Hero Quest (boardgame version) expansion pack from my godfather. I didn't have the original game.

We ended up shooting those little plastic skeletons to pieces with airgun, so not completely useless gift.

[_Drogo_]

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When I was like 14 (15?) my parents gave me a book called "It's OK To Be You". This book was designed as a book for parents to give to kids in lieu of having "The Talk". It was full of cutesy cartoons of boys and girls talking about all the changes in their bodies, new hair, funny feelings in their tummy, blah blah. Pray you never know the horror of a cutesy cartoon vag. Little did they know I'd read their copy of 'The Joy of Sex' cover to cover like five times by then.

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My parents also had the Joy of Sex and I used to flip through it frequently for whack material when I was younger and put it back in exactly the same position, etc. so they wouldn't know.

Couple years ago I get a present for my birthday in the mail from my Mom. A copy of the Joy of Sex with a note: "I know how much you used to enjoy this when you were younger so I thought it was time you had a copy of your own."

I've always gotten along well with my parents but this moved my Mom up a couple notches.

Tony

[Grasshopp3r]

Update, is Gild's hair still there or have you gone Vin Diesel?