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06-20-2007, 08:52 AM
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Variance: Propositioned by some dude at a strip club
Cliff notes at the bottom.
So I was chilling at Pigale's (NSFW'ish) with a few friends last night, having a few drinks, shooting the [censored] and pretty much minding our own business. At around midnight, we decide to pack up and leave since we pretty much all have to wake up early to go the work in the morning. As we're leaving, I get stopped by some white dude who seems to be in his late 30's. I figure he's gonna ask me for some drugs since I'm black and lots of people tend to assume that I sell drugs as a result. I kid you not. So our conversation goes like this: White Dude: Are you leaving right now? Me: Yeah. WD: I've gotta ask you this favour. Me: Don't know if I can help you there but let's hear it. WD: Ok. My wife is in a room in the hotel across the street. She always wanted to do it with a black guy and I noticed you earlier in the club. I believe you might be what she's looking for. Me: ... WD: Look, I know this sounds weird and everything but this is legit. She's 40 but she's a really sexy woman, clean and everything. There's absolutely nothing wrong with her. I made up some BS about being almost engaged so this thing was a no go. I didn't go through with this for two reasons: 1) Banging some chick while her husband is standing behind you stroking is pole is like, ugh, no. 2) There's a definite possibility that a bunch of guys were waiting for me in that room to reenact that scene from Pulp Fiction. You know which one. So yeah, call me a pussy or whatever, I made my decision and I'm sticking with it. Cliff Notes: Some dude approaches me in a Strip Club saying his wife is waiting in a hotel across the street and wants to sample some black sausage for the first time in her life. I turn it down in fear of being anally violated by a bunch of dudes. 
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06-20-2007, 12:03 PM
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Re: Variance: Propositioned by some dude at a strip club
"2) There's a definite possibility that a bunch of guys were waiting for me in that room to reenact that scene from Pulp Fiction. You know which one."
This was def. it.
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#8
06-20-2007, 12:10 PM
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Re: Variance: Propositioned by some dude at a strip club
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[ QUOTE ] black people play poker? [/ QUOTE ] Yes, albeit very badly. [/ QUOTE ] Black people say albeit?
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#10
06-20-2007, 12:12 PM
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Re: Variance: Propositioned by some dude at a strip club
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] black people play poker? [/ QUOTE ] Yes, albeit very badly. [/ QUOTE ] Black people say albeit? [/ QUOTE ] I'm an educated nikka, fool.
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