Things to say during your first WSOP hand

[diebitter]

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and a phil hellmuth head as a codpiece

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FYP

[ebepse]

when ur dealer say "pot limit omaha hi lo. deuces, suicide king, and one eyed jack are wild."

[holdme]

R U REDY FER SUM POKR, BOOOOOOYS?

[BowToYourSensei]

PRESTO!

[holdme]

now no one bully me around! i'm kinda new to this game!
*smile*
*wink*

[diebitter]

"What do they call this game? Packer? Pocker?"

And then try and look like this:

[ut2010]

Playing nothing less than top top today boys

[Gone Forever]

While looking at your cards one at a time:

"'A' is for 'Apple'. 'J' is for 'Jack'."

[Jeff_B]

Make sure you bring a mouse and Click it every time you fold, call, raise, etc...

Also be sure to bring a small toy house for a Chip protector and when you go all in push it in the middle as well..

[Entropy4]

This thread had so much potential...