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View Poll Results: Would you rather be broke as a joke or a filthy rich overweight AxisOfEvilian? | |||
Broke as a Joke | 13 | 24.53% | |
Filthy rich overweight AxisOfEvilian | 40 | 75.47% | |
Voters: 53. You may not vote on this poll |
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#2621
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Re: Official JUNE uNL **\'`MICROBREW THREAD`\'** LC/NC this way...
I should really just stop this [censored] retarded game. -6 buy-ins in 1 hour 6 tabling. Probaly won like 3 hands total.
And yes, ofcourse it's so [censored] rigged. I mean, why wouldn't it be [censored] rigged? Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.25/$0.50 Blinds - 5 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter) Hero (SB): $51.50 BB: $20.80 UTG: $19.50 CO: $59.10 BTN: $55.65 Preflop: Hero is dealt K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (5 Players) UTG folds, CO calls $0.50, BTN calls $0.50, <font color="red">Hero raises to $3.00</font>, BB folds, CO calls $2.50, BTN folds Flop: ($7) K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players) <font color="red">Hero bets $4.00</font>, <font color="red">CO raises to $10.50</font>, Hero calls $6.50 Turn: ($28) 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players) Hero checks, <font color="red">CO bets all-in for $45.60</font>, Hero calls all-in for $38.00 Uncalled bet of $7.60 returned to CO River: ($104) A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 2 All-In) Pot Size: $104.00 ($3 Rake) CO had A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Aces) and WON (+$49.50) Hero had K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Kings) and LOST (-$51.50) Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.25/$0.50 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter) SB: $19.45 BB: $52.00 UTG: $24.05 MP: $46.85 CO: $42.65 Hero (BTN): $46.30 Preflop: Hero is dealt J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (6 Players) 3 folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $2.00</font>, SB calls $1.75, BB calls $1.50 Flop: ($6) 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (3 Players) SB checks, BB checks, Hero checks Turn: ($6) T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 Players) SB checks, <font color="red">BB bets $6.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $18.00</font>, SB folds, <font color="red">BB raises to $30.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises all-in to $44.30</font>, BB calls $14.30 River: ($94.60) T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In) Pot Size: $94.60 ($3 Rake) BB had 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a full house, Sevens full of Tens) and WON (+$45.30) Hero had J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a straight, Jack high) and LOST (-$46.30) Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.25/$0.50 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter) Hero (SB): $51.25 BB: $54.25 UTG: $20.05 MP: $35.45 CO: $58.55 BTN: $58.40 Preflop: Hero is dealt A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (6 Players) <font color="red">UTG raises to $1.00</font>, MP calls $1.00, 2 folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $4.50</font>, 2 folds, MP calls $3.50 Flop: ($10.50) 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players) <font color="red">Hero bets $7.00</font>, MP calls $7.00 Turn: ($24.50) 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players) <font color="red">Hero bets $15.00</font>, <font color="red">MP raises all-in to $23.95</font>, Hero calls $8.95 River: ($72.40) Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In) Pot Size: $72.40 ($3 Rake) MP had K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (two pair, Kings and Queens) and WON (+$33.95) Hero had A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (a pair of Aces) and LOST (-$35.45) |
#2622
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Re: Official JUNE uNL **\'`MICROBREW THREAD`\'** LC/NC this way...
Hahaha ... what is the name of your next account mate ... DieDieDieFTP ??
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#2623
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Re: Official JUNE uNL **\'`MICROBREW THREAD`\'** LC/NC this way...
Christ i have had a 10 buyin downswing recently, got out of it and now im on my way on a new one
If u dont feel like reading, he hit is 2 outer on the river. Texas Hold'em $0.50-$0.50 NL (Real Money), #476,221,816 Table Jackson, 18 Jun 2007 9:35 AM ET Seat 1: NL-miehia ($44.75 in chips) Seat 2: Shizzle1235 ($55.85 in chips) Seat 3: fmco123 ($100.60 in chips) Seat 5: junibet ($37.50 in chips) Seat 9: ciplider ($49.70 in chips) ANTES/BLINDS Shizzle1235 posts blind ($0.25), fmco123 posts blind ($0.50). PRE-FLOP junibet bets $2, ciplider folds, NL-miehia calls $2, Shizzle1235 bets $5, fmco123 calls $4.75, junibet calls $3.25, NL-miehia calls $3.25. FLOP [board cards 3D,QH,7H ] Shizzle1235 bets $15, fmco123 calls $15, junibet folds, NL-miehia folds. TURN [board cards 3D,QH,7H,7D ] Shizzle1235 checks, fmco123 bets $35, Shizzle1235 bets $35.60 and is all-in, fmco123 calls $0.60. RIVER [board cards 3D,QH,7H,7D,3C ] SHOWDOWN Shizzle1235 shows [ AC,AH ] fmco123 shows [ 5S,3S ] fmco123 wins $120.70. SUMMARY Dealer: NL-miehia Pot: $122.20, (including rake: $1.50) NL-miehia, loses $5.25 Shizzle1235, loses $55.85 fmco123, bets $55.85, collects $120.70, net $64.85 junibet, loses $5.25 ciplider, loses $0 this kinda crap happens all fking day on this fking crap site. 7 buyins down now jesus fking christ right after this hand i reload vs same guy, have KK allin and he turns over AA. |
#2624
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Re: Official JUNE uNL **\'`MICROBREW THREAD`\'** LC/NC this way...
Why are people so [censored] retarded all the time???
jesus christ |
#2625
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Re: Official JUNE uNL **\'`MICROBREW THREAD`\'** LC/NC this way...
the pple at that hollywood site are really fking retarded, laying down top top there is huge -ev
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#2626
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Re: Official JUNE uNL **\'`MICROBREW THREAD`\'** LC/NC this way...
I might change it, if you change yours to Gelidiot. Deal?
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#2627
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Re: Official JUNE uNL **\'`MICROBREW THREAD`\'** LC/NC this way...
If they weren't so retarded, I'd be losing.
Oh, wait a second. Never mind. |
#2628
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Re: Official JUNE uNL **\'`MICROBREW THREAD`\'** LC/NC this way...
HOW RETARDED CAN U BE (another 2 outer on the river)
Texas Hold'em $0.50-$0.50 NL (Real Money), #476,286,231 Table Kampala, 18 Jun 2007 9:51 AM ET Seat 2: whiz kid 1 ($34.15 in chips) Seat 3: Mishae_the_c ($53.40 in chips) Seat 4: -HighFive- ($30.45 in chips) Seat 7: Nzame II ($52.35 in chips) Seat 10: Shizzle1235 ($55.15 in chips) ANTES/BLINDS Shizzle1235 posts blind ($0.25), whiz kid 1 posts blind ($0.50). PRE-FLOP Mishae_the_c folds, -HighFive- bets $1, Nzame II folds, Shizzle1235 bets $3, whiz kid 1 calls $2.75, -HighFive- calls $2.25. FLOP [board cards 5C,AC,3H ] Shizzle1235 bets $6, whiz kid 1 folds, -HighFive- calls $6. TURN [board cards 5C,AC,3H,4S ] Shizzle1235 checks, -HighFive- bets $6, Shizzle1235 bets $45.90 and is all-in, -HighFive- calls $15.20 and is all-in. RIVER [board cards 5C,AC,3H,4S,4H ] SHOWDOWN Shizzle1235 shows [ KH,AH ] -HighFive- shows [ KC,4C ] Shizzle1235 wins $24.70, -HighFive- wins $62.65. |
#2629
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Re: Official JUNE uNL **\'`MICROBREW THREAD`\'** LC/NC this way...
Come on the guy was pot committed... And he had outs for the flush.
Preflop your raise is too small. At the flop he thinks he is trapping you At the turn, he is pot commited and he gets three extra outs! I call this any day [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] |
#2630
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Re: Official JUNE uNL **\'`MICROBREW THREAD`\'** LC/NC this way...
jesus christ I run bad on that site, allin on 43K flop with AK vs KJ he hits his J.
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