Official JUNE uNL **'`MICROBREW THREAD`'** LC/NC this way...

[RepulseMonkey]

poker rap vid from ladbrokes

[jonyy6788]

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@ boefst

Hidden brag ftw? You are pretty damn nitty though.

Worst play i have seen from a nit/tag in a while. He was like 18/12 for hours. We have a pair + backdoor flush ftw

Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (5 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

MP ($57.20)
Button ($49.25)
SB ($78.55)
Hero ($125.05)
UTG ($53.20)

Preflop: Hero is BB with A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">3 folds</font>, SB completes, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $2.5</font>, <font color="#CC3333">SB raises to $6.5</font>, Hero calls $4.

Flop: ($13) J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SB bets $8</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $36</font>, <font color="#CC3333">SB raises to $80.55 (All-In)</font>, Hero calls $36.55.

Turn: ($166.10) 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

River: ($166.10) K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: $166.10

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
Hero has As Qs (flush, ace high).
SB has 9c 7c (one pair, nines).
Outcome: Hero wins $166.10. </font>

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to say 15/11 and 18/12 are nitty is a bit extreme, they are standard TAG

[FUstaRS]

18/12 might not be nitty, but 15/11 surely are in 6-max games.

[jonyy6788]

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18/12 might not be nitty, but 15/11 surely are in 6-max games.

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I think u have a misconception about stats

[FUstaRS]

What is nitty then? 5/1/0

[Chomp]

Whenever I stack off donkishly from now on, I'm going to post it in a series called "Donkcepts". Kind of like Miller and Sklansky's "Concepts", only for pathetic losers who can't beat 50NL and keep making the same 10 mistakes over and over again.

Please feel free to add your own, and we can build a compendium of knowledge to flick through in years to come when we get home from the night shift at Mr. Burger.

..............................


***Donkcepts: No. 1 - Don't stack off in your first orbit at the table***

Stacking off in your first orbit of the day with TPTK to an unknown with a large stack, who takes the most blindingly obvious donk value line (c/r dry flop, insta shove blank turn) is the mark of a born loser destined never to move up.


No. 2 to follow. Probably within the hour.

[NL Newbie]

**** Donkcepts: No. 2 - Blank statements are useless in poker *****

See above.

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[BishopsFinger]

42 FTW!!!

Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.10/$0.25 Blinds - 4 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

SB: $29.90
BB: $69.65
BishopsFinger (UTG): $29.85
BTN: $25.20

Preflop: BishopsFinger is dealt 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (4 Players)
<font color="red">BishopsFinger raises to $1.00</font>, BTN calls $1.00, SB folds, BB calls $0.75

Flop: ($3.10) A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 Players)
BB checks, <font color="red">BishopsFinger bets $2.50</font>, <font color="red">BTN raises all-in to $24.20</font>, BB folds, BishopsFinger calls $21.70

Turn: ($51.50) Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

River: ($51.50) J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $51.50 ($2 Rake)

BTN had K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (a pair of Aces) and LOST (-$25.20)
BishopsFinger had 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (two pair, Fours and Twos) and WON (+$24.30)

Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.10/$0.25 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

SB: $10.95
BB: $27.40
UTG: $43.05
BishopsFinger (MP): $25.00
CO: $12.35
BTN: $25.00

Preflop: BishopsFinger is dealt 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (6 Players)
UTG calls $0.25, <font color="red">BishopsFinger raises to $1.25</font>, CO calls $1.25, 3 folds, UTG calls $1.00

Flop: ($4.10) 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 Players)
UTG checks, <font color="red">BishopsFinger bets $2.50</font>, CO folds, <font color="red">UTG raises to $5.75</font>, BishopsFinger calls $3.25

Turn: ($15.60) 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
UTG checks, <font color="red">BishopsFinger bets $6.00</font>, <font color="red">UTG raises all-in to $36.05</font>, BishopsFinger calls all-in for $12.00
Uncalled bet of $18.05 returned to UTG
Uncalled bet of $0.00 returned to BishopsFinger

River: ($51.60) K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players - 2 All-In)

Pot Size: $51.60 ($2.55 Rake)

UTG had 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Fives) and LOST (-$25.00)
BishopsFinger had 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a straight, Five high) and WON (+$24.05)

[BishopsFinger]

oh and there ARE reasons for the way i played number 2.

[Shizzle12345]

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oh and there ARE reasons for the way i played number 2.



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and that is because ur a donk ? :O

anyone playing on hollywood poker? Im moving there to clear their 300$ bonus.