brag: i know how to save soccer!

[diebitter]

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How can you possibly explain to a nation who vote for Bush about absolutely anything in the world?

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hahaha. This is a great argument for pretty much everything.

[SuperSnort]

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Don't worry about football, go play that national sport you have that are played by kiddies eveyrwhere else - can't remember what you call it, but I call it rounders.

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HERE HERE! case closed

[samsdmf]

If you change the kit to really tight fitting latex, American sports fans love that

[ledders07]

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Don't worry about football, go play that national sport you have that are played by kiddies eveyrwhere else - can't remember what you call it, but I call it rounders.

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HERE HERE! case closed

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[uppner]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMp8FajmqtY

not a rickroll

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i just watched it for 5 mins. soccer is still not saved edd.

[Cortz]

soccer is the #1 sport in the world, people who diss just are unathletic jokes who would suck at it

[illuminati]

Sorry it cant't hold the pathetically short attention span of you american retards, what with not scoring 1,423,765 points per team per half or whatever.

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soccer is the #1 sport in the world, people who diss just are unathletic jokes who would suck at it

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it's not hard to get good at. not like there's anything extra special about it or anyting (like it's on ice or something).

[LionelHutz00]

from deadspin the other day: it's wicked relevant.

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American soccer is widely mocked around the world, and I had always assumed it was because we weren't very good at it. Not the case, according to this Steven Wells blog entry at Guardian Unlimited. He says the Brits mock us because they fear that we'll eventually beat their limey asses.

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Why are we scared? Because as a nation we have a desperate need to feel superior to the vibrant barbarian culture that's replaced us as top global ass-kicker.

Face it, feeling superior to Americans is about all we've got left. But the list of things we actually do better than the Yanks is slim and getting slimmer. Did you know that the bastards even brew decent beer these days?

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I assume he's talking about Coors Light, and yes ... Pete Coors is to beer what Landon Donovan is to soccer. I don't think there's any way to dispute that.

Wells also believes that our soccer fans are really sweet people.

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Witness the fact that soccer-playing America is massively liberal, loving, caring, socially conscious and nice. While soccer-hating America consists of increasingly isolated gangs of Bush-supporting, bible-bashing, gun-crazed, dungaree wearing, banjo-playing, quasi-fascist chicken-lovers and their twelve fingered, pin-headed, cyclopic, drooling monster children.

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And Jim Rome. Let's not forget Jim Rome.

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QFT

btw, watch GOLtv from 3 EST to 5 EST. Barcelona and Real Madrid are tied for first and it's the last week of the season.