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[derosnec]

ok, back from Day 2 of live poker in vegas

asians apparently love poker, since every table is 90% asian

but they all suck. limpy limp every hand

i get dealt a bunch of crap that doesn't play good multiway, then i get KK

utg (a trucker i think) open limps

i act next and raise

folded to some idiot who calls in the SB

utg then minraises me

ugh. is this AA again? christ.

he has 50bbs ($100)

i push.

he has AA (he flips them over before flop is dealt to show everyone how smart and cunning he is with his limp-min-3bet)

so, now i'm down $400 and decide to spend $20 on slots.

i win $840 on my 7th spin.

then i play texas hold em bonus. a game where you have to beat the dealer (u ante $5 and if you like your cards you place double your ante before a flop is dealt).

now, if u want to see true idiots, play that game. everyone was telling me to do a sidebet each time. i asked why? they said, "look at that chart. if you get dealt AA, it pays 30 to 1 on your sidebet"

brilliant. 30 to 1 on 200 to 1 odds.

i dropped $60 on the game and got the hell out of there.

[RunDownHouse]

Is this a completely standard way to play QQ? I think I got yelled at the last time I posted a QQ hand. I'm pretty much getting stacked if he has AA/KK no matter what I do, yes?

Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.25/$0.50 Blinds - 5 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

SB: $56.25
BB: $19.50
UTG: $65.80
CO: $49.25
Hero (BTN): $71.90

Preflop: Hero is dealt Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (5 Players)
<font color="red">UTG raises to $1.75</font>, CO folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $6.00</font>, SB calls $5.75, BB folds, <font color="red">UTG raises to $24.00</font>, Hero calls $18.00, SB folds

Flop: ($54.50) 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">UTG bets all-in for $41.80</font>, Hero calls $41.80

[jk1986]

I think you can find a fold pre unless hes a complete maniac, hes showing a lot of strength. Once you've come this far the flops a call.

[kaz2107]

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wow 3bettin light and being aggro sucks when villians have/or hit teh nutz everytime!!!

[/ QUOTE ]tell me about it. when i am missing/villians r hitting i lose so much. but tha inverse is also tru so it is tha nutzzzzzz plus im WAY better at extracting then everyone else

[Genz]

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what
a
beat

Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Holdem Tournament
Blinds: t600/t1200
(Ante: t150)
7 players
Converter

Pre-flop: (7 players) Hero is BB with 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
<font color="#cc0000">UTG raises to t3600</font>, 2 folds, <font color="#cc0000">CO raises to t12000</font>, 2 folds, Hero folds, UTG calls t8400 <font color="aaaaaa">(pot was t18450)</font>.

Flop: 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (t26850, 2 players)
UTG checks, <font color="#cc0000">CO is all-in t23414</font>, UTG calls t23414 <font color="aaaaaa">(pot was t50264)</font>.

Turn: 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (t73678, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: t73678)


River: 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (t73678, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: t73678)


Results:
Final pot: t73678
CO showed Ts Td
UTG showed Qd Qh

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a little more love for this beat please.

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It's a split, isn't it? No rake means: everything back to the beginning. Noone busted out because of this. It's just a "wasted" set. Or am I not seeing anything?

[marvin_1935]

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what
a
beat

Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Holdem Tournament
Blinds: t600/t1200
(Ante: t150)
7 players
Converter

Pre-flop: (7 players) Hero is BB with 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
<font color="#cc0000">UTG raises to t3600</font>, 2 folds, <font color="#cc0000">CO raises to t12000</font>, 2 folds, Hero folds, UTG calls t8400 <font color="aaaaaa">(pot was t18450)</font>.

Flop: 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (t26850, 2 players)
UTG checks, <font color="#cc0000">CO is all-in t23414</font>, UTG calls t23414 <font color="aaaaaa">(pot was t50264)</font>.

Turn: 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (t73678, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: t73678)


River: 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (t73678, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: t73678)


Results:
Final pot: t73678
CO showed Ts Td
UTG showed Qd Qh

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a little more love for this beat please.

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It's a split, isn't it? No rake means: everything back to the beginning. Noone busted out because of this. It's just a "wasted" set. Or am I not seeing anything?

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yeah it's a split, but how pissed are you if you're the guy w/ QQ?

Text results appended to pokerstove.txt

990 games 0.005 secs 198,000 games/sec

Board: Qc 2d 2h
Dead:

equity win tie pots won pots tied
Hand 0: 99.848% 99.80% 00.05% 988 0.50 { QdQh }
Hand 1: 00.152% 00.10% 00.05% 1 0.50 { TdTs }

[Spechel EDD]

how much would you pay for their sn's

Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.25/$0.50 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

SB: $57.00
BB: $50.00
UTG: $96.45
Hero (MP): $89.55
CO: $51.00
BTN: $19.70

Preflop: Hero is dealt 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (6 Players)
UTG calls $0.50, Hero folds, CO calls $0.50, BTN calls $0.50, SB calls $0.25, <font color="red">BB raises to $4.50</font>, UTG folds, CO calls $4.00, BTN calls $4.00, SB calls $4.00

Flop: ($18.50) 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (4 Players)
SB checks, <font color="red">BB bets $15.00</font>, 2 folds, SB calls $15.00

Turn: ($48.50) 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">SB bets $16.00</font>, <font color="red">BB raises all-in to $30.50</font>, SB calls $14.50

River: ($109.50) 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $109.50 ($3 Rake)

BB had 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a pair of Fours) and WON (+$56.50)
SB had 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a pair of Fours) and LOST (-$50.00)

[jk1986]

SB had a draw and was pot committed, and BB knew he had the best hand. WP all round really..

[ama0330]

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how much would you pay for their sn's

Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.25/$0.50 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

SB: $57.00
BB: $50.00
UTG: $96.45
Hero (MP): $89.55
CO: $51.00
BTN: $19.70

Preflop: Hero is dealt 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (6 Players)
UTG calls $0.50, Hero folds, CO calls $0.50, BTN calls $0.50, SB calls $0.25, <font color="red">BB raises to $4.50</font>, UTG folds, CO calls $4.00, BTN calls $4.00, SB calls $4.00

Flop: ($18.50) 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (4 Players)
SB checks, <font color="red">BB bets $15.00</font>, 2 folds, SB calls $15.00

Turn: ($48.50) 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">SB bets $16.00</font>, <font color="red">BB raises all-in to $30.50</font>, SB calls $14.50

River: ($109.50) 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $109.50 ($3 Rake)

BB had 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a pair of Fours) and WON (+$56.50)
SB had 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a pair of Fours) and LOST (-$50.00)

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nice fold preflop fish

[Spechel EDD]

it was a misclick