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  #111  
Old 06-14-2007, 11:19 PM
depokerstar depokerstar is offline
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Default Re: Bounty on Humberto\'s Shark

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i'll chip in 50 for destruction + 50 for video

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Old 06-14-2007, 11:30 PM
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Default Re: Bounty on Humberto\'s Shark

Dude, if this happens then there's no doubt it will be on video. People who are adding on money for video might as well just include that into the total payout.

As for me, $10.
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Old 06-15-2007, 12:10 AM
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Default Re: Bounty on Humberto\'s Shark

Listen people; i've got a lot of work to do in the WSOP and i'll be playing a [censored] load of events. I can't really risk having someone with humbertos popularity and clout (don't believe me? Try sitting next to him for a while and see how many fans/friends he has) getting my ass banned cause I ruined his [censored].

However, what i am willing to do if i get seated on his table and see a good opportunity is the following:

I will go over to a poker news or whoever camera man and tell him what i'm about to pull and to come to the table in a minute or two. I will then grab Humbertos shark and launch into a giant tirade about how you say fish in spanish: HUUUUUUUUUUUMBERTO!!! I'll make lots of chomping noises and then i will have the shark say "lol donkaments"

If you feel this is enough to warrant your support/donations then when/if it happens i will provide my stars name. Also this is not just [censored] talk, as i got myself in some trouble at my senior prom taking on some stupid dare, so i have no problem following through if the opportunity presents itself.

Happy shark hunting all.
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  #114  
Old 06-15-2007, 12:46 AM
El Chupacabra El Chupacabra is offline
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Humberto is protected by the Costa Rican mafia, be forewarned*






*the Costa Rican mafia consists of 5 goat farmers with very sharp knives
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Old 06-15-2007, 12:52 AM
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and then i will have the shark say "lol donkaments"

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"el-oh-el" or "lawl"?
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Old 06-15-2007, 12:55 AM
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Default Re: Bounty on Humberto\'s Shark

I met Gallagher the comedian at a gaming expo. He was demoing a learning tool game for kids. He told me he was one of my biggest fans and he gave me his card. He wanted me to be his partner in some project.

It looks like I might need his help. I am going to call him up and ask to borrow his sledgehammer in case I get to a final table with Humberto.

Barry
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Old 06-15-2007, 01:03 AM
miajag miajag is offline
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hahaha, excellent
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Old 06-15-2007, 01:42 AM
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I met Gallagher the comedian at a gaming expo. He was demoing a learning tool game for kids. He told me he was one of my biggest fans and he gave me his card. He wanted me to be his partner in some project.

It looks like I might need his help. I am going to call him up and ask to borrow his sledgehammer in case I get to a final table with Humberto.

Barry

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If BarryG does this, I'm willing to donate four times my previous contribution to Childrens Inc.
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Old 06-15-2007, 02:27 AM
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Default Re: Bounty on Humberto\'s Shark

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I met Gallagher the comedian at a gaming expo. He was demoing a learning tool game for kids. He told me he was one of my biggest fans and he gave me his card. He wanted me to be his partner in some project.

It looks like I might need his help. I am going to call him up and ask to borrow his sledgehammer in case I get to a final table with Humberto.

Barry

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If BarryG does this, I'm willing to donate four times my previous contribution to Childrens Inc.

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Old 06-15-2007, 02:33 AM
JJBuffone JJBuffone is offline
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I met Gallagher the comedian at a gaming expo. He was demoing a learning tool game for kids. He told me he was one of my biggest fans and he gave me his card. He wanted me to be his partner in some project.

It looks like I might need his help. I am going to call him up and ask to borrow his sledgehammer in case I get to a final table with Humberto.

Barry

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This is the best thing I have ever read on this site by far!
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