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Fat people questions
I have a lot of questions about fat people. I assume most of you are lard asses and could help me out. If your fat feel free to answer, and If you have fat people questions add to the list.
-How do fatasses get MRI's? I got one the other day and no way in hell is someone over 250 fitting in that thing. -For the real fat people how do you wipe your ass? Thanks for your time. |
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Re: Fat people questions
Damn, you can't fit in an MRI or wipe your ass?
Thanks for making me feel better about myself! I can even still see my wanger!! |
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Re: Fat people questions
for the 2nd question... i don't wipe... i just leave it and go about my business... usually wind up just throwing the boxer shorts out.. if i am going to be seeing human life in the next 30mins - 1hr i will just go directly from toliet to shower, and shove the water hose up there until i stop seeing brown water...
in terms of the MRI, i am really fat, so i mean i have much more severe problems than that... i don't go to DRs ne ways good luck at the tables |
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Re: Fat people questions
Oh, and why do you need an MRI? had a stroke due to a piece of bratwurst logded in your brain?
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Oh, and why do you need an MRI? had a stroke due to a piece of bratwurst logded in your brain? [/ QUOTE ] MMM bratwurst |
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Damn, you can't fit in an MRI or wipe your ass? Thanks for making me feel better about myself! I can even still see my wanger!! [/ QUOTE ] I have the biggest peen on the interwebs, so I don't ever see myself having this problem. |
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Re: Fat people questions
lol |
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Re: Fat people questions
Most MRI's can accomadate 350-400lbs. More than this and it's time to visit your friendly local zoo or veterinary school.
I'm actually really curious as to the wiping issue myself. I hate to admit it, but I sort of assumed once you get too big you don't really wipe any more [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] |
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Re: Fat people questions
i had a friend in high school who's dad was real fat, and what i heard was the he used a towel at home, dont know when out and about
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