Colored cocktails for guys look gay or what?

[bigt2k4]

2/3 of newlyweds do not have sex on their wedding night('cause they are probably hugging the toilet, I dunno about most people, but I can get it up no matter how drunk I am). Screw the people saying stay sober, get right hammered, but ya no coloured drinks. I hate all cocktails, they are all too girly, only not girly if you are mixing 40%ers with other 40%ers. It is also acceptable if you mix 95% rubbing alcohol with the fruit juice of your choice(as long as it ain't pink).

[kylephilly]

vodka club soda for the win... .squeeze some lime in that jazz and you good to go just drank a dozen or so at a wedding saturday

[gamblore99]

You are getting married to a girl. There is nothing more ungay than that. Drink what you want.

[LionelHutz00]

why are you so concerned with looking gay? you're getting [censored] MARRIED.

[bigt2k4]

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You are getting married to a girl. There is nothing more ungay than that. Drink what you want.

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I believe that is the definition of gay.
eg Elton John, your father.

[Skoob]

Don't drink on your wedding day, if you can help it. All your douchebag friends will handing you shots like they are milk duds.

Carry around a glass with ice water. Anyone asks and it's goose/rocks. No garnish, cuz you're a pro.

[popeye18]

Dont get married.

[kantu]

if this is a gay wedding, then vodka and carnberry for sure.

[Chaos_ult]

Stop caring and drink whatever the [censored] you want

[magicratx]

Captain Morgans and coke FTW