Ask My Neighbor about being a Ninja. - Page 18

chiachu · #**171** 06-12-2007, 06:50 PM

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hahahahhahahahahahahahahah

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/6746051.stm

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o_O!

meep_42 · #**172** 06-13-2007, 01:21 AM

That's friggin' creepy.

-d

adsman · #**173** 06-13-2007, 01:30 AM

Well, who would have guessed. There's been no smoke from his chimney for the last few days. This might explain things.

Stepping Stone · #**174** 06-13-2007, 11:34 AM

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"pretty pathetic."

"don't be an idiot."

"No."

"No."

then he had to leave.

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awesome.

was eddie instructed in Buddhism? perhaps he could explain this zen koan, which I have never understood.

"Gutei's Finger"

Zen master Gutei raised his finger whenever he was asked a question about Zen. A young novice began to imitate him in this way.

When Gutei was told about the novice's imitation, he sent for him and asked him if it were true. The novice admitted it was so.

Gutei asked him if he understood.

In reply the novice held up his index finger.

Gutei promptly cut it off. The novice ran from the room, howling in pain. As he reached the threshold, Gutei called, "Boy!"

When the novice turned, Gutei raised his index finger.

At that instant, the novice was enlightened.

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If you have to ask, you'll never know.

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idiot's version: one must lose what one knows in order to experience what is.

- random asian lurker

Georgia Avenue · #**175** 06-13-2007, 11:51 AM

OMG WTF WTF.
Please please please be the same guy.

jgunnip · #**176** 06-14-2007, 11:20 AM

When he gets back from whereever it is that ninjas go, ask him who'd win in a fight. Eddie the Ninja or Sup Bro?

Borgland · #**177** 06-14-2007, 11:24 AM

I hope Igor,..er.. Eddie, yeah Eddie.. gives us a TR on being arrested. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

SackUp · #**178** 06-17-2007, 02:49 AM

ADSman:

Will you be bailing him out?

If not, how long do you think you will be able to stay in your house rent free?

Will you try raiding his house?

I think pics are appropriate and safe now.

He must be in prison for life now right?

CandaceT1984 · #**179** 06-17-2007, 03:06 AM

Please ask him who is his favorite member of the Wu-Tang Clan. Also which is his favorite name for the infamous member ODB.

DWarrior · #**180** 06-17-2007, 09:09 AM

Has he ever had to assassinate other ninjas?

Also second the favorite Wu-Tang Clan member question.