Personal stories involving sorority girls

[popeye18]

Ive got a good one with two Chi Delta chicks but it involves Flunitrazepam and im not sure if im in the clear yet.

[boomshakalaka]

now that eric w isnt writing several paragraph ops I actually find him pretty funny...

[jagoff]

This bleeatch is buried in the vault cause I'm old school. Anyway...

know I shouldn't share this but I have to.

My 2nd half of my freshman year in college starts out with a new roommate. I knew it was gonna be a long year cause this kid calls me at home during break saying "Man I can't wait for this year. It's gonna be awesome. Do you drink and stuff. Are there alot of girls at school?" Good grief! I have to room with a 18 year old kid (btw I started late I was 21) and I just don't know if I can handle it.

So after weeks of trying to avoid my new roomie like he was carrying the plague I find out an interesting tidbit...he is rushing. GRRRRRRREAT! Now not only do I have to put up with his crap but I gotta deal with his "brothers" now. He invites me over to a social they were having with one of the sororities. I go there and when I look downstairs I see that it is HOG HEAVEN! These girls are large and in charge! I asked my roomie wtf was going on and he said "we got us some pigs for the night. These are the loosest girls on campus." Well of course they are they have NO CHOICE!

So after a few beers and assorted drugs I tell my roommate that I am "hooking" up tonight and he can point out the girl that I can hook up with. That bastard points out this girl with some of the biggest real titties that I have ever seen but BUT she ain't nothing to write home about even though the rest of her body was just OK. After doing some research (doing research at a frat function is like beating your [censored] head off of a wall btw) I find out that she is not that Loose Aggressive! Matter of fact she is passive. Well [censored] me this is gonna be harder than I thought!

Hours of dancing and forcing her to drink brought the end of the night. I go to the bathroom to make sure that my junk is operational. Junk is a GO! I go back downstairs and this girl is nowhere to be found. Well [censored]! There goes that bet right? Nay. I walked outside and there she is standing under a tree waiting for me. I didn't even see her until she grabbed me. We made out rather violently under the tree. After we finished she asked me back to her place. This big tittied bitch made me hold her hand the whole walk back which was about a mile! Holding a beefy, sweaty hand was not envisioned in my night.

We get back to where my dorm is and I am thinking "ok why the [censored] are we going back to MY place?" then we head left and end up at the neighboring dorm. We take the elevator and she has got a handful of my junk, which is shrieking at this point and I have to dump the mayonaisse truck soon or I fear things will not function well in the future. We get back to her room, she opens the door, turns on the light and I stop. I look around and I think I have found the 6th level of hell! There are stuffed animals everywhere! On her bed, on her tables, in her closet, just everywhere. "Like stuffed animals much?" I ask "oh yeah" she giggles which sounds more like an attempt to swallow a 12" hoagie whole "I have collected these over the years". So she clears off her bed and invites me to sit down.

We start going at it and she tells me that "she never does things like this with just anyone" I almost blurted out "well I must be really lucky then" but decided somehow in my alcoholic daze against it. She then devours my junk like some sorta meat crazed animal that hasn't had a meal in a few weeks. Fat girls give great head, well the one that I had. She is on her knees and I got the back of her head and it is basically like I am humping her mouth. She takes off her shirt and bra to reveal some of the biggest nips that I have ever seen. Her bush almost made me laugh cause it was 70's porn bush! Nairy a hair be shaved or trimmed on that bearded clam! I thought for sure I wouldn't find anything in that mess. Well it turns out this girl was a complete freak. We had to move things to the floor cause dorm beds squeak like you wouldn't believe. She liked to have every orafice fingered, fisted, gouged, [censored]. And as a good friend once told me "that pussy was biting". She took my mayonaisse truck like every good girl should and was begging for more. but alcohol finally has gotten to me. I passed out.

I woke up the next morning laying next to this beast and the only reason why I woke up was because of a peculiar smell. I figure I had farted in my sleep. Nope it was her! That fat hog was farting in her sleep and it woke the dead. When I was getting dressed she woke up and asked where I was going. I told her I had to get back cause I had a flag football game to play. She starts rubbing herself asking if I wanted some "morning fun". MORNING FUN!!! WTF?? She was basically trying to rape me so she could get some more lovin but after smelling those farts I wanted no part of it. She started calling me like 5 times a day after that (thanks student directory!). I never returned her calls nor saw her again (thank GOD!). That is my story and i am sticking to it!

BTW I won the bet with the roomie. I put my hand down my pants and made him smell my hand. Easiest $10 I ever made!

[Entropy4]

Here's a story that sums up my opinion of them:

Beginning of my senior year, I went to some kegger. I wandered into the kitchen and a short cute brunette immediately starts talking to me about bending spoons or something. I talk to her for a few minutes and it's obvious she's drunk and into me. I talked her into making me a sandwich in the middle of some random person's kitchen. After dancing with her for a bit I took her into the bathroom and messed around with her a bit.

Later in the week she starts IM'ing me and I end up going out with her. THe girl has nothing to talk about other than her stupid [censored] dog and her sorority events (dumb crap like scavenger hunts and baking parties). We made out some, but I figured I was done with her.

Jump to Halloween, I run into her at a party and she's in a skanky baseball costume. We get trashed and bang. So she's a [censored] too, not bad. For the next month she messages me every week wanting to hang out. I tell her, "sure we'll hang out," but only call her on Friday and/or Saturday nights. She then gets pissed off that I didn't "make plans" with her, ie., that I only wanted to get drunk and [censored] her. So after about a month of this nonsense, I just quit responding to her.

Finally, at the end of the semester, she IM's me and invites me to her formal. She goes on about how she really wants to see me and how there'll be an open bar and free dinner.

Free food + Free drinks + free sex = wearing a suit for 4 hours and socializing with her dumb friends. So I go to this thing and it's retarded. She basically parades me around to every single one of her sorority sisters and takes 53249032432 pictures with me. Half of these girls are so drunk by the end of dinner they can't even go to the club afterwards. We get to the club and she makes me dance with her for what seems like 10 hours. She's an awful dancer. Highlight of the night was the free Crown Royal.

So finally last call comes and I'm thinking, "Sweet, I'm finally getting laid." We catch a cab home and in the cab we start going at it like crazy. She straddles me and my hand is up her dress rubbing her poontang through her thong. We're about three blocks from my apartment when all the sudden she turns around and says "Stop, I'm getting out here."

Me: "ZOMG, what are you doing?"
Her: "Sorry, I have to study in the morning."
Me: "It's [censored] Saturday."
Her: "Yeah, but I have a study group."
Me: "At what time?"
Her: "11, we'll hang out another night."

She jumps out of the cab and doesn't even pay, the cheap whore.

So sitting there blue-balled, drunk, and pissed off I reluctantly tell the cabby where I live. He turns around and goes, "Wow... what a bitch."

Here's a pic of the cockteasing [censored]:


Here's one of the eight million pics she took of us that night:


And here's an MSPaint Representation of the night:


THE END

[time4adrank]

a+
would read again

[NozeCandy]

I had a fun time with a sorority girl last night. Well, it started two nights ago when we had sex. Then we woke up and had sex again yesterday morning. We ended up hanging out all day and going out to a sweet dinner. After dinner I was driving to go see Knocked Up and she reaches over, unzips my fly, and proceeds to give me road head all the way to the theater. Movie was good (didn't need to see the vag at the end, but whatever). We get back and proceed to start hooking up. She asks if I want to do "something different." I obviously say yes and she tells me to find some porn for us to watch. I find some porn, we proceed to bone without a condom (thankfully she wasn't thrown off by the movie) and she swallowed. It was sweet. Oh, she's my girlfriend too. This kind of stuff happens all the time.

[filsteal]

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The stereotype that they're all hot and easy is promulgated by porn and Girls Gone Wild. I've dated/banged a few and they're usually obnoxious, stupid, dramatic and only mildly hotter than the average college chick.

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QFT sir, QFFT

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Meh, I don't think this is really that true. Kinda shallow usually, yeah. All the other things, no more so than the average.

[Cumulonimbus]

this one time i was doing this sorority chick from behind and she farted. it stunk, and i almost lost my wood. the end.

[Wheelzie]

sorority girls are so overated.....chicks that are unpregnant moms who happen to also be highschool dropouts are the best imo....especially the ones that give head for meth...all you do is promise to hook emm up after they give you service....then you just tell emm you were bullshittin and kick emm out its awesome

[popeye18]

One time i was at a frat party with a firend of mine who was rushing. It was like a joint frat/sorority party and the chick to dude ratio was easily 2-1. Frat guys are smarter than they look. So im getting pretty trashed and end up talking to this gorgeous blonde for a couple hours. We are drinking and play a game of beer pong together and she is trashed. She asks if i want to go to her place and of course i say yes. We walk there as its just down street. Anyways we get there and go into her room. She locks the door and we start making out. she then sides her hand down my pants and starts rubbing on me. I then tell her im not that kind of guy and leave disgusted with her loose morals.