other things Rick Astley is never going to do?

[Labarde]

attack John Daly with a steak knife

[tiger_hall]

get a proper bar man who does his job properly

[Dr. Spaceman]

have difficulty hailing a NYC taxi.

[Kamakaze22]

perform a circumcision

[bmwguy525]

annunciate s-c-o-m-b-r-i-d-a-e correctly

[samjjones]

Be the first person to orbit Earth.

[Wheelzie]

fly

[epiphanot]

A bit off topic but I was at work today and I was listening to the radio and none other than Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up ( REMIX !) comes on the radio. It's a remix of rick astley.. Come on..

[Labarde]

we should post MSpaints of all these things he'll never do.

[rakemeplz]

learn how to dance