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06-09-2007, 07:29 AM
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Re: WSOP/RIO sights/sounds etc.
More observations from the RIO....
-Capt. Tom Franklin enjoying a massage from a busty masseuse. No "huggles" or "penis on back" but the Captain was sporting some serious ass crack. Gross. -Dutch Boyd got fat. -Rumors circulating that last year's wonderkid Jeff Madsen owes $150,000 to Gavin Smith. Apparently both agreed to a crossbook bet and Gavin scored big with a second place finish in the pot limit event. -Chau Giang seen stacking 3 chairs so that he could sit comfortably at his table. Chau really is a lovable little guy. -Chip Reese giving some of his famous "Chip talk" to John Juanda..."John you really play well...you should come by and play in the Big game at the Bellagio...we play all of your best games" Many a sucker have been financially casterated after the "Chip talk". -David Sklansky walking around with a really cute young black woman. David is quite the player. -Shannon Elizabeth sighting...walking around with Joe Sebok. What a body!!! Shannon's isn't bad either. HEY OHHH!! -Sheiky walking out of the Amazon Room after busting out at 3:00 a.m. and screaming at the top of his lungs, "Why do I play in these fukin tournaments!". I think we have been asking the same question about Sheiky for quite some time. -Somebody please tell Full-Tilt pro Andy Bloch that he needs to lose the black straw Full-Tilt cowboy hat. It makes his face look stupid. I can't tell him because I'm a puss-y and I'm fearful he will hit the perma kill-switch on my Full Tilt account. But somebody needs to have a sit down with the dude. -Scotty Ngyuen hanging out in the 100 degree vegas heat in his black leather jacket as he chatted up some young females. Keep Michelob coming baby. -Tony G. sighting...he was in great spirits and playing his "A" game according to his table talk during the Stud tourney. -Phil Hellmuth acting weird in the hallway as he chatted on his cell. -Greg Raymer playing some Omaha cash games. Gotta love Raymer for being a class act....but he's got to lose the ankle socks and sandals. NO WSOP WORLD CHAMP SHOULD EVER BE CAUGHT WEARING ANKLE SOCKS AND SANDALS!!! -"Miami" John Cernutto walking around in his sh-it stained miami hurricanes sweatpants...Didn't Seinfeld say that going out in public in dirty sweatpants is a sign that you have given up on life ? more to come............................ |
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#13
06-09-2007, 01:54 PM
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Re: WSOP/RIO sights/sounds etc.
Good Stuff!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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#14
06-09-2007, 04:55 PM
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Re: WSOP/RIO sights/sounds etc.
more, please
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06-11-2007, 06:22 AM
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Re: WSOP/RIO sights/sounds etc.
Part 3...my observations from the Rio....
-Eskimo Clark seen walking around the Amazon Room with a severe limp. Let that be a lesson to all of you young degenerates out there: always pay your debts on time. A steel pipe to the knee is no picnic. -Evelyn Ng, smelling like freshly cut roses, seen hanging outside with some pals. Even though Evelyn never cashes in poker tournaments(like never ever) she always looks like a million bucks. -Mike "The Mouth", smelling like a freshly cut fart, was seen talking to fellow Full Tilt Pro Mark Vos about some sort of conspiracy theory. Please keep the Mouth in your prayers as he appears to be going bat-sh it crazy. -European playboy and poker pro Marcel Luske stylin' and profilin' as he walked the room in his slick Versace suit. "A rich woman's lover and a poor girl's dream" the life story of Marcel Luske coming soon. -Long time pro David Plastik was heard talking about an upcoming trip to Thailand. Hey David, how about making a trip to a Final Table first, you big dummy. -Fabrice Soulier playing some amazing poker in $1500 NL event making the final table. That little Frenchie can play. -How do you think Full-Tilt Pro Gavin Smith invested his winnings from last weeks 2nd place finsh...blue chip stocks? Real Estate? or 3 handed high stakes black jack at the Bellagio? Nice retirement plan Gavin...you must be allergic to money. -Daniel Negreanu confused after being moved to table 146. Daniel set his chips down and was ready play when someone informed him that he was at "cash" table 146 and not "tournament" table 146. Luckily, Daniel caught the mistake before he could bluff off his stack. -Full Tilt Pro and young poker phenom/hottie Vanessa Rousso walking around in some tight pants which showed off her beautiful badonkadonk butt. I think it would be great to hit that real hard from behind...but sometimes I think it would be great to just punch her in the mouth. But I move on.... -Greg "FBT" Mueller seen prancing around the Amazon Room wearing a hot pink Full-Tilt cap. Good thing Full-Tilt has a "Don't Ask,Don't Tell" policy. Greg is rumored to have blown his entire bankroll on cute shoes and Elton John tickets....(i hope greg has a sense of humor...) -A total of 1,000 ladies showed up to play the annual WSOP ladies event. In other news the local bunny ranch brothel had a record number of daytime clients....hmmmm.... more to come......... |
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#18
06-11-2007, 10:02 AM
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Re: WSOP/RIO sights/sounds etc.
-Daniel Negreanu confused after being moved to table 146. Daniel set his chips down and was ready play when someone informed him that he was at "cash" table 146 and not "tournament" table 146. Luckily, Daniel caught the mistake before he could bluff off his stack.
"I KNEW THIS WAS A CASH TABLE" -Full Tilt Pro and young poker phenom/hottie Vanessa Rousso walking around in some tight pants which showed off her beautiful badonkadonk butt. I think it would be great to hit that real hard from behind...but sometimes I think it would be great to just punch her in the mouth. But I move on.... AWESOME!! |
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