WSOP/RIO Sights,Sounds etc. - Page 4

daryn · #31 06-10-2007, 04:59 AM

i love the scotty nguyen one

TheRanch · #32 06-11-2007, 06:15 AM

Part 3...my observations from the Rio....

-Eskimo Clark seen walking around the Amazon Room with a severe limp. Let that be a lesson to all of you young degenerates out there: always pay your debts on time. A steel pipe to the knee is no picnic.

-Evelyn Ng, smelling like freshly cut roses, seen hanging outside with some pals. Even though Evelyn never cashes in poker tournaments(like never ever) she always looks like a million bucks.

-Mike "The Mouth", smelling like a freshly cut fart, was seen talking to fellow Full Tilt Pro Mark Vos about some sort of conspiracy theory. Please keep the Mouth in your prayers as he appears to be going bat-sh it crazy.

-European playboy and poker pro Marcel Luske stylin' and profilin' as he walked the room in his slick Versace suit. "A rich woman's lover and a poor girl's dream" the life story of Marcel Luske coming soon.

-Long time pro David Plastik was heard talking about an upcoming trip to Thailand. Hey David, how about making a trip to a Final Table first, you big dummy.

-Fabrice Soulier playing some amazing poker in $1500 NL event making the final table. That little Frenchie can play.

-How do you think Full-Tilt Pro Gavin Smith invested his winnings from last weeks 2nd place finsh...blue chip stocks? Real Estate? or 3 handed high stakes black jack at the Bellagio? Nice retirement plan Gavin...you must be allergic to money.

-Daniel Negreanu confused after being moved to table 146. Daniel set his chips down and was ready play when someone informed him that he was at "cash" table 146 and not "tournament" table 146. Luckily, Daniel caught the mistake before he could bluff off his stack.

-Full Tilt Pro and young poker phenom/hottie Vanessa Rousso walking around in some tight pants which showed off her beautiful badonkadonk butt. I think it would be great to hit that real hard from behind...but sometimes I think it would be great to just punch her in the mouth. But I move on....

-Greg "FBT" Mueller seen prancing around the Amazon Room wearing a hot pink Full-Tilt cap. Good thing Full-Tilt has a "Don't Ask,Don't Tell" policy. Greg is rumored to have blown his entire bankroll on cute shoes and Elton John tickets....(i hope greg has a sense of humor...)

-In late breaking news, 1000 ladies showed up to play the annual WSOP ladies event. In other news, the local bunny ranch brothel had a record number of daytime clients....hmmmm....

more to come.........