Stars treats me like I [censored] her daughter then pushed her home in a cart - Page 48

Xhad · #**471** 06-09-2007, 09:07 PM

Ugh.

PokerStars 0.25/0.50 Hold'em (9 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
UTG calls, 2 folds, MP2 calls, Hero raises, 1 fold, Button calls, SB calls, BB 3-bets, UTG calls, MP2 calls, Hero calls, Button calls, SB calls.

Flop: (18 SB) 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (6 players)
SB bets, BB calls, UTG calls, MP2 calls, Hero calls, Button calls.

Turn: (12 BB) 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (6 players)
SB bets, BB calls, UTG calls, MP2 calls, Hero raises, Button folds, SB calls, BB calls, UTG calls, MP2 calls.

River: (22 BB) 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (5 players)
SB checks, BB checks, UTG checks, MP2 bets, Hero calls, SB folds, BB folds, UTG raises, MP2 calls, Hero folds.

Final Pot: 27 BB

Results in white below: 
UTG has Jh Qd (straight, queen high).
MP2 has Jc Kh (straight, jack high).
Outcome: UTG wins 27 BB.

shadow. · #**472** 06-09-2007, 09:08 PM

pirated the new office.

f micro$oft.

this solves my income problem. i don't really care if i over-reported. i'd rather just have everything match up.

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Session Start Session End Amount Won Total Winnings Month Rakeback Total Winnings Plus Rakeback Total Losses Cumulative Income

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is what I finally settled on.

whatevs.

holla

bozlax · #**473** 06-09-2007, 11:13 PM

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yer fuct.

i'd call the phone number on the form/letter/mailing and politely request that they fax you a written description of acceptable documentation that they want to see.

then, receive the fax and go from there.

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Word. Each state is different. Some states don't follow the Fed guidelines, and completely disallow gambling losses, but tax you for gambling wins. Depending on how you define a "session" that means you could be a net losing player and still owe mega taxes...say, if you have winning sessions totalling $150K and losing sessions totalling $175k. But, as I understand it from my accountant, there's also no set definition for "session"...some people go by day, some go by table, some go by week.

Definitely have documentation as to what they're looking for before you submit ANYTHING, because they may not allow you to revise it once you've submitted it, too.

marchron · #**474** 06-09-2007, 11:43 PM

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That's a quadruple meh with a side of Idon't[censored]care and a tall frosty mug of seriously,whogivesa[censored].

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FYP.

Buzz-cp · #**475** 06-10-2007, 01:16 AM

some friendly advice for ppl:

*** You are ignoring this user ***

ps - this is not for marchron

unterfish · #**476** 06-10-2007, 02:24 AM

I have nothing else to do. So I guess Im posting here (cause all the other hands are so boring!)

Do you all have me on the "Ignore" list?

Buzz-cp · #**477** 06-10-2007, 03:03 AM

Think I found a table on monkey tilt.

Poker Stars
Limit Holdem Ring game
Limit: $0.10/$0.2
6 players
Converter

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is CO with J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
UTG folds, UTG+1 calls, Hero raises, Button 3-bets, SB folds, BB calls, UTG+1 calls, Hero caps, Button calls, BB calls, UTG+1 calls.

Flop: 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (16.5SB, 4 players)
BB checks, UTG+1 bets, Hero raises, Button calls, BB calls, UTG+1 3-bets, Hero calls, Button caps, BB calls, UTG+1 calls, Hero calls.

Turn: T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (16.25BB, 4 players)
BB bets, UTG+1 raises, Hero calls, Button calls, BB calls.

River: 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (24.25BB, 4 players)
BB checks, UTG+1 checks, Hero checks, Button checks.

Results:
Final pot: 24.25BB
BB showed Ah Th
Hero showed Jc Js
UTG+1 mucks 6c 3c
Button showed 7d Kh

00Snitch · #**478** 06-10-2007, 03:23 AM

...waiting for aaron's 7k post...

kerowo · #**479** 06-10-2007, 04:59 AM

dang you Ozi, I almost got this in on the stars v FT thread:

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totally against my better judgement Im going to not lock this right now and give you a chance to come back and give more content.

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OP, calm down it's not really a case where the

you just need a little

Unfortunately, on line poker is no longer a matter of nut peddling for free monies, you have to work for the coconuts.

OP, posting on these boards is a good start to improving your game, but understand that your sample size is small and could be indicating you're running bad on both sites, although being virtually the same could point to you needing to look at your game instead of variance. Regardless, don't let the people run you off by giving you the business over this. Don't be the guy who says

Read hands, respond to hands, see where you are not being aggressive enough or going too far with your hands.

I would have made it too if it hadn't been for stupid Windows. Oh well, one more then back to bed. That lock stinks so bad that I must say

inferno · #**480** 06-10-2007, 05:53 AM

Player 1: Small Blind ($50)
Hero: Big Blind ($100)
** Dealing Down Cards **
Dealt to Hero: [4c, Kd]
Player 4: Fold
Player 1: Raise ($150)
Hero: Call ($100)
** Dealing Flop **
Community cards: [Td, 3s, Kc]
Player 1: Bet ($100)
Hero: Raise ($200)
Player 1: Raise ($200)
Hero: Call ($100)
** Dealing Turn **
Community cards: [9h]
Player 1: Bet ($200)
Hero: Call ($200)
** Dealing River **
Community cards: [7s]
Player 1: Bet ($200)
Hero: Call ($200)
** End Round **
** Evaluate **
Player 1: Show Cards ($0)
Hero: Muck ($0)
** Showdown **
Main pot $1798, Rake $2
Summary Player 1: bet $900, won $1798, net $898, HoleCards [7h, 9s], HiHand [two pairs, nines and sevens] [9s, 9h, 7s, 7h, Kc], won $1798 from main pot
Summary Hero: bet $900, won $0, net $-900, HoleCards [4c, Kd]

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Call?	68	68.69%
Fold?	31	31.31%
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