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Old 06-08-2007, 04:47 PM
grando grando is offline
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Default HOW TO SLOWROLL THIS DOUCHEWAD?!?

[censored] I HATE THIS GUY STUIPD FUCKNAING TAG I WANNA SLOWROOLL THIS SHIZ HE HAS 40 CENTS LEFT LMAO HOW TO DO IT

No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
3 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
Button: $56.80
Hero: $105.70
BB: $99.40

Pre-flop: (3 players) Hero is SB with A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
Button folds, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to $3.5</font>, BB calls.

Flop: 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($7, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">Hero bets $6</font>, <font color="#cc0000">BB raises to $12</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to $39</font>, BB calls.

Turn: 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($85, 2 players)
Hero checks, <font color="#cc0000">BB bets $56</font>, Hero ???
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Old 06-08-2007, 04:49 PM
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Default Re: HOW TO SLOWROLL THIS DOUCHEWAD?!?

call turn, check river for metagame
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Old 06-08-2007, 04:52 PM
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Default Re: HOW TO SLOWROLL THIS DOUCHEWAD?!?

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call turn, check river for metagame

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Call turn check river is sexy.
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Old 06-08-2007, 04:53 PM
MaxRaises MaxRaises is offline
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Default Re: HOW TO SLOWROLL THIS DOUCHEWAD?!?


Say "LOL WTF you better not have the ace of hearts, then bet 99% of his stack."

GG
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Old 06-08-2007, 04:55 PM
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Default Re: HOW TO SLOWROLL THIS DOUCHEWAD?!?

[x] title misleading, hand doesn't involve gambler2k4
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Old 06-08-2007, 05:11 PM
btmagnetw btmagnetw is offline
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Default Re: HOW TO SLOWROLL THIS DOUCHEWAD?!?

"goddamn you hit your goddamn flush on me.......unbelievable.. random generator my ass. you call flop knowing i have you killed... ugh [censored]" *call with 2 seconds on timer*

"and of course the board doesn't pair. of course. fish these days are such morons. nice suckout with KQ, one heart moron. seriously" *all in with 2 seconds left on timer*
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Old 06-08-2007, 05:26 PM
smilingbill smilingbill is offline
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Default Re: HOW TO SLOWROLL THIS DOUCHEWAD?!?

[x] straight frush for the win
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Old 06-08-2007, 07:19 PM
Sphere99991 Sphere99991 is offline
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Default Re: HOW TO SLOWROLL THIS DOUCHEWAD?!?

Um... isn't BB already all-in here? $99.40 preflop... $3.50 on flop + $39 on flop + $56 on turn = $98.50. This thread is such a waste of time...
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Old 06-08-2007, 07:42 PM
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Default Re: HOW TO SLOWROLL THIS DOUCHEWAD?!?

Why are you slowrolling? And how does slowrolling not make you the douche?
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Old 06-08-2007, 07:44 PM
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[x] title misleading, hand doesn't involve gambler2k4

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Winnar
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