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06-08-2007, 01:40 PM
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Bad Joke!?
My best friend and I were having a pint the other day, he says "What's blue and white and enjoys taking advantage of drunken woman?" I was already laughing because this man is known for telling jokes that are way offside. I say "what?"
He says "Me, when I'm wearing my lucky blue shirt" Thought you gentlemen might like that. 
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#2
06-08-2007, 02:19 PM
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Re: Bad Joke!?
ban
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06-08-2007, 02:39 PM
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Re: Bad Joke!?
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06-08-2007, 03:24 PM
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Re: Bad Joke!?
umm... what's the difference between a baby and a refrigerator?
a refrigerator doesn't cry when you pack your meat into it.
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#5
06-08-2007, 03:30 PM
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Re: Bad Joke!?
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umm... what's the difference between a baby and a refrigerator? a refrigerator doesn't cry when you pack your meat into it. [/ QUOTE ] BAN
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#6
06-08-2007, 05:01 PM
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Re: Bad Joke!?
What's black and blue and doesn't like sex?
The little boy in the boot of my car.
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#7
06-08-2007, 08:14 PM
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Re: Bad Joke!?
why is that boy in a boot
why is that boot in a car
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#8
06-08-2007, 10:44 PM
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Re: Bad Joke!?
They keep the tires warm in the winter, duh.
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#9
06-09-2007, 01:33 AM
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Re: Bad Joke!?
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why is that boy in a boot why is that boot in a car [/ QUOTE ] I would not could not in a boot, I would not could not with a fruit. I would not could not in a car, I would not take this very far.
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#10
06-09-2007, 02:13 PM
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Re: Bad Joke!?
What's the difference between an onion and a hooker?
Nobody cries when you cut up a hooker.
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