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[MaverickUSC]

Stinky Sixteen?
With only 16 players remaining, action has slowed a bit as the fear of busting on the final table bubble grows. Bryan Devonshire, who took a bit of a hit after the dinner break kept his cool and his raced back above the $100,000 chip mark. Devonshire is only partly responsible for keeping his cool, however, with the rest of the praise going to the antiperspirant he applied mid-level. Devonshire said that he caught a whiff of a funky smell wafting through the room, only to later realize that it was his own armpits. The smell was neutralized thanks to the deodorant kept in the tournament survival kit/back-pack that Devonshire carried with him. This added protection kept him from sweating when he got all his money in on the river with a the A5 in his hand completing a wheel for a scoop. He also was smelling fresh when he got a lot of money in with a low locked up on the flop, only to pick up a free-roll for the nut flush draw on the turn. The Q on the river completed his flush and an opponents straight, and allowed Devonshire to scoop a monster pot.

Beat: see above.

Devo

[Banditgberg]

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[MaverickUSC]

LOL

[MasterLJ]

You know that there are no levels of "uniqueness" right?

Example: "Wow... that thing is the most one of a kind thing I've ever seen!!1!"

[PatJ]

Mildly amusing commentary from event 6

David Sklansky Eliminated in 13th Place ($10,310)
David Sklansky raised pre-flop, Varouzhan Gumroyan re-raised, and Sklansky called. The flop was {10-Clubs}{8-Diamonds}{7-Clubs}. Sklansky bet, Gumroyan raised, and Sklansky called the rest of his chips. Sklansky tabled {A-Clubs}{K-Hearts} while Gumroyan flopped top set with {10-Hearts}{10-Diamonds}. The turn was the {7-Spades}, the river was the {Q-Diamonds}, and Sklansky headed home. Do you see why?

[PatJ]

And more picking on Mr. Sklansky:

Sklansky's Railbird

David Sklansky's latest protege, Brandi Hawbaker, is sweating him from the rail.