brag/beat: my first sexual encounter with an older woman

[wslee00]

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You shoulda rolled through McD's and let her super size it.

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mcd's??? treat your women right... Wendy's ftw

[Nemesis69]

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You shoulda rolled through McD's and let her super size it.

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A+

[SuitedSixes]

There's an important lesson to be learnt here:

Never, ever [censored] with a hungry cougar.

[Butcho22]

BEAT: You're already calling her, "my girl"

[its_just_me]

beat: it's a lie until we see some pix

[tiger_hall]

do u hav he number??

[marty_palin]

sounds like your first sexual encounter full stop

[ddollevoet]

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her: just so you know, i'm not going to let you [censored] me until you buy me dinner.

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Open your fly FTW.

[FatBottomedGirls]

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Variance: She was wingmanning.
Beat: OP was the ugly friend.

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FTW

[vikefan24]

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You shoulda rolled through McD's and let her get one double cheeseburger for a dollar

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