david mentoring brandi

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This is a troll right?

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[ifoughtpiranhas]

there should be a combination option

[easycall]

leveling plz?

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does anyone else just scroll really fast through these mega drama bomb threads until they see brandi's avatar or sklansky's red name and stop to read only those posts?

[Peter McDermott]

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We have spent time doing math equations and poker strategy involving various situations. I just learned about the bell end and sexual deviance involving how it applies to poker situations. Every night I am giving sklansky head and various sexwork assignments.

Because of him, I understand and know all the percentages.


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You didn't know these when you donked off all newhizzle's dough then?

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He has a wonderful, beautiful, and intelligent girlfriend of his very own.

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And she has no problem whatsoever with his regularly having dinner while he 'mentors' a luscious young sex-tramp like me. Really and truly!

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All in all, I feel very blessed to be able to be studying with someone who is first off, a very kind hearted and intelligent person, besides someone who is also considered the number one authority on the mathematics of poker.

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You missed out the bit about his enormous penis and his skill in the bedroom. Isn't it a rule that all female Sklansky acolytes have to mention these characteristics at every available opportunity?

BTW, what happened between you and pimprexel? You broke that poor young guy's heart (and his bankroll.)

Also, did you ever pay newhizzle back? Only I seem to recall that you thought you'd done him wrong, and were going to pay him back using Neverwin's money -- or some such thing.

Seriously Brandi, if you genuinely want respect and you don't want people to make these kind of jokes about you, perhaps you should think about *not* using your sexuality to persuade desperate middle aged men into 'helping you', 'mentoring you', 'rescuing you' or whatever this week's particular characterization of your behaviour happens to be?

Just a thought, you know?

[PITTM]

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Perhaps it is the wine I had tonight or the half a Xanax

I feel quite sorry for you all.

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right, you lose at poker and have to take drugs and you feel sorry for us? okay...

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Instead of actually doing something productful with your time

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this is just awesome.

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or playing high stakes games or the larger tournaments like the rest of us,

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right. let me just suck off a few dudes for some money to enter said high stakes tournaments. thats how you think its done right?

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David is an amazing person. He has the most increbible mind I have ever met. As a result of our dinner study sessions, I have learned every game (besides Chinese Poker) and I excel at every game. (One of the only other women who can say the same thing is Jennifer Harman.)

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youve played poker for less than a year and you think the only woman who is better at mixed games than you is jennifer harman? yikes...

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We have spent time doing math equations

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as opposed to history equations?


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Because of him, I understand and know all the percentages.

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sweet. youre on the level of the guy who started 3 weeks ago in my homegame.

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I played the $1500 event two days ago and knew that I was a 76% favorite with my AK suited, all money in preflop. And I had read my opponent perfect. Regardless of that particular outcome (my opponent with a weaker Ace ended up getting lucky)

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sweet, a bad beat story! and you understand that AK is better than ace rag. now we;re getting somewhere...

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I am going to be a fierce competitor at this year's WSOP. I have no one but David Sklansky, along with some other top pros and WSOP bracelet winners whom are all coaching me... And my own hard work, determination, and will power... to thank.

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you have no one to thank except a large group of people? got it.

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Whether I end up winning or not is irrelevent. I will be putting my chips in with the best of it and will not need to get lucky. In fact, the only thing that can stop me is if I get UNLUCKY. Before the flop, I will be on average around a 75-95% favorite on every hand I go all in with.

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this is just absurd. poker is profitable because people think like this. Nothing like averaging being a 95% favorite. So you get aces and flop a set preflop everytime?

craziest post ive ever read.

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This is a troll right?

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I can assure you that I've seen Brandi a number of times and I don't even visit Vegas more than once a month. I can't imagine any woman doing this stuff to her reputation intentionally.

[PITTM]

so why is david doing this anyways?

seems like a pet ego project to me.

[Productful]

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The message I have to all of you and your sick obsession with me is: Grow up and get a life.


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No one here is obessed with you.
What would make you think such a thing?

[apefish]

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<font color="red"> ADMOOOOOOOOO </font>

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