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06-03-2007, 02:18 PM
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Re: I am getting married
Wow, at least we know who makes the rules in ur house
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#64
06-03-2007, 05:06 PM
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Brag: I am getting married on August 11th, to the love of my life. She is a hot mexican woman with a great career. Beat : Here is the to do list that she just sent me, indicative of the future.. Hi Sweetie Pie, Here are a couple of things that I would like you to do for me because I'd rather tell you to do it than do it myself: Call and schedule an appointment for Frauline with your Mercedes friend...she needs her air conditioning taken care of and possibly new tires. Get replacement boards for the couch, molly bolts for the kitchen ledge screws, and knife holder screws at East Sac Hardware. Get a garage door opener for Frauline. Take in Puppy's poop to the vet and schedule her surgery because I'm a woman and I don't touch poop, except for baby poop for the children I'm going to stick you with. Don't kid yourself, you're gonna be a daddy very soon. Call your air conditioning friend....see how much it would be for a new air conditioner. ***Call Kevin and confirm 6:30pm at the church and ask about an organist or a recommended musician for the ceremony because I'm incapable of using a phone. ***Find a band for the wedding reception. I'm thinking a jazz band. Since I'm thinking it, you're doing it. Talk to your publicity person and ask how we get our picture in the newspaper for our engagement announcement. Our pictures will be taken June 18th. Your humiliation will be public and complete. Get me the Smith's addresses! GET ME DILLINGER! Book a room at the Embassy Suites for our Honeymoon night. Confirm that we have a car and driver for the wedding night. Noticing a pattern? I'm making you do a bunch of minor tasks rather than handling them myself because it's satisfying to have you under my thumb. Talk to your friend about the hotel in Cancun and see if his dates are flexible. Here's another one. This is the third phone call I've saved myself by having you do it instead. Get June 16th off from work. Your career isn't important, but I am. Get the weekend of July 14th off from work for the Brown Family Weekend in Tahoe. Water the side of the front yard. (Are you *censored* kidding me? - ruken) Truckloads of Love!, <--- foreshadowing Variance: Unhappy for the rest of my life. [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ]
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#65
06-03-2007, 05:38 PM
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] The fact that op didnt post pics has disastrous implications. [/ QUOTE ] No, it just means I wouldn't want to disrespect her by posting pictures. [/ QUOTE ] ask her if it's ok that you post some pics then. [/ QUOTE ] She told me "No."
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#67
06-03-2007, 05:45 PM
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next time you decide to tell us how much ur life sucks and not post pics do us a favor and take it........
hmmmm there isn't a forum where you can post this crap w/o pics so just don't post good luck with life
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#68
06-03-2007, 06:14 PM
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next time you decide to tell us how much ur life sucks and not post pics do us a favor and take it........ hmmmm there isn't a forum where you can post this crap w/o pics so just don't post good luck with life [/ QUOTE ]Take it to the French forum. They're such pansies they'll take anything. I posted a bunch of surrender flags in there yesterday and their mod deleted all my posts because they all started crying.
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#69
06-03-2007, 06:20 PM
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Re: I am getting married
yea the frogs are pathetic
i might get banned for this post
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