I am getting married

[jonwanchalk]

He forgot to mention an important fact:


This is all happening in his world...



of Warcraft

[big show]

We have an awesome dog, black lab/rottweiller.

[ImsaKidd]

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She likes to name our two cars, Frauline for the German car.

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Yeah, she's def. not crazy.

[OHFreak]

She have a name for your peeps?

Perhaps Li'l <Insert Racially Appropriate/Insensitive Name Here>?

[21SuicideKing21]

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Kramer: I mean, what are you thinking about, Jerry? Marriage? Family?

Jerry: Well...

Kramer: They're prisons. Man made prisons. You're doing time. You get up in the morning. She's there. You go to sleep at night. She's there. It's like you gotta ask permission to use the bathroom. Is it all right if I use the bathroom now?

Jerry: Really?

Kramer: Yeah, and you can forget about watching TV while you're eating.

Jerry: I can?

Kramer: Oh, yeah. You know why? Because it's dinner time. And you know what you do at dinner?

Jerry: What?

Kramer: You talk about your day. How was your day today? Did you have a good day today or a bad day today? Well, what kind of day was it? Well, I don't know. How about you? How was your day?

Jerry: Boy.

Kramer: It's sad, Jerry. It's a sad state of affairs..

Jerry: I'm glad we had this talk.

Kramer: Oh, you have no idea.

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WINNER!!!!

[HighSteaks]

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Variance: We will not be having kids.

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Solid brag this [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[nutsflopper]

Reply to her email with this:

Oh hi wat it do,
Here are a couple of things that I would like YOU to do for ME.

Call and schedule an appointment for Frauline with your Mercedes friend...she needs her air conditioning taken care of and possibly new tires.
Get replacement boards for the couch, molly bolts for the kitchen ledge screws, and knife holder screws at East Sac Hardware.
Get a garage door opener for Frauline.
Take in Puppy's poop to the vet and schedule her surgery.
Call your air conditioning friend....see how much it would be for a new air conditioner.
***Call Kevin and confirm 6:30pm at the church and ask about an organist or a recommended musician for the ceremony.
***Find a band for the wedding reception. I'm thinking a jazz band.
Talk to your publicity person and ask how we get our picture in the newspaper for our engagement announcement. Our pictures will be taken June 18th.
Get me the Smith's addresses!
Book a room at the Embassy Suites for our Honeymoon night.
Confirm that we have a car and driver for the wedding night.
Talk to your friend about the hotel in Cancun and see if his dates are flexible.
Get June 16th off from work.
Get the weekend of July 14th off from work for the Brown Family Weekend in Tahoe.
Water the side of the front yard.

Truckloads of Love!,
-Bigshow

[The Velour Fog]

I WANT HALF!!

[WhiteShoelaces]

meow chow?

[baggins]

must be worth it.

if that list doesn't make you shudder, she must be a hell of a woman.

this is coming from a happily married man. we're expecting our first child in december.