I am getting married

[apefish]

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She meant the Hyatt. That was my initial reaction to her miss-type.

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Unless she meant Shana Hiatt I'm still not sold.

[AWoodside]

Every single thing written in this post is a huge beat.

[Biosludge]

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***Find a band for the wedding reception. I'm thinking a jazz band.


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Congrats, but she doesn't know a damn thing about music. Cannibal Corpse is the ideal band for wedding receptions:

[tannenj]

Kramer: I mean, what are you thinking about, Jerry? Marriage? Family?

Jerry: Well...

Kramer: They're prisons. Man made prisons. You're doing time. You get up in the morning. She's there. You go to sleep at night. She's there. It's like you gotta ask permission to use the bathroom. Is it all right if I use the bathroom now?

Jerry: Really?

Kramer: Yeah, and you can forget about watching TV while you're eating.

Jerry: I can?

Kramer: Oh, yeah. You know why? Because it's dinner time. And you know what you do at dinner?

Jerry: What?

Kramer: You talk about your day. How was your day today? Did you have a good day today or a bad day today? Well, what kind of day was it? Well, I don't know. How about you? How was your day?

Jerry: Boy.

Kramer: It's sad, Jerry. It's a sad state of affairs..

Jerry: I'm glad we had this talk.

Kramer: Oh, you have no idea.

[Hattifnatt]

vn tannenj.

[big show]

Is this the only possible result of marriagment?

[tannenj]

tough to say; in my opinion, michael richards has proven himself to be a pretty wise individual.

[Hattifnatt]

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Variance: We will not be having kids.

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Any pets?

[Dan87]

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tough to say; in my opinion, michael richards has proven himself to be a pretty wise individual.

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racialist

[tarheeljks]

this is definitely a brag.