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Old 05-31-2007, 12:15 PM
Peter McDermott Peter McDermott is offline
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Well, at least it appears that she's upped her rates if she got someone to "back" her in the WPT Championship tourny ($25k)

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I look forward to the forthcoming books, "Banging Crazy Chicks: Theory and Practice" and "The Theory of Poontang."

I believe that the latter introduces the following axioms to the geekish and generally -EP (expected poontang) players that populate the poker world.

1.) Every time you get your penis on the back of a hot young chick without entering her into a satellite, you are +EP.

2.) Every time a hot young chick persuades you to mentor her without ensuring that you first SIIHP, *she* is +EP and you are -EP.

3.) However, if your mentoring efforts mean that a 60 year old man, gets to do a threesome with two crazy young chicks in their 20's, this play is +EP regardless of how batshitinsane the young chicks are.

4.)?????

4.) Poontang!!!
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Old 06-01-2007, 07:10 AM
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You know all of you would watch a Doyle and Brandi sex tape. It might be completely disgusting, but it would be impossible not to watch.

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kinda like a trainwreck at a nursery school

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Old 06-01-2007, 08:57 AM
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Default Re: Any Brandi Updates?

someone say candlestick? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
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Old 06-02-2007, 03:41 AM
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someone say candlestick? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0

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rickroll'd is fast becoming 2007's SIIHP - funny at first till it's overplayed about 200 times.

Nevertheless, I like watching Rick dance - carry on

rb
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Old 06-02-2007, 01:09 PM
Eric Stoner Eric Stoner is offline
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someone say candlestick? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0

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rickroll'd is fast becoming 2007's SIIHP - funny at first till it's overplayed about 200 times.

Nevertheless, I like watching Rick dance - carry on

rb

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It's the song that doesn't leave my head that gets to me...and I was only rickrolled twice...one time too many. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
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Old 06-02-2007, 01:17 PM
Arnold_O Arnold_O is offline
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someone say candlestick? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0

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rickroll'd is fast becoming 2007's SIIHP - funny at first till it's overplayed about 200 times.

Nevertheless, I like watching Rick dance - carry on

rb

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It's the song that doesn't leave my head that gets to me...and I was only rickrolled twice...one time too many. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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i wake up every morning with that song going through my head. i laugh every time i see that guy dancing
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