Official June Thread: General Discussion/etc

[okayplayer]

God I'm running so bad. I'm in my second worst downswing, and it doesn't stop. I even tightened up (tried to nit it up) and got down to 22/18%. LOL.

[Reef]

Shortstacking is fine bc just about all of them suck.. but it's the ratholing that is ho-mo sexual.. all ratholers like ImsaKidd and Goose58 need to die in a grease fire asap

[Big_Jim]

Berating in PMs LOLOLOL

DON'T TAP THE [censored] GLASS

[Reef]

This made my head asplode:

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $4 BB (5 handed) Hand History converter Courtesy of PokerZion.com

UTG ($188.50)
MP ($456.05)
Hero ($498.80)
SB ($396)
BB ($244.20)

Preflop: Hero is Button with J[[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]], T[[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]].
UTG calls $4, <font color="Gray">1 fold</font>, <font color="Red">Hero raises to $16</font>, <font color="Gray">1 fold</font>, <font color="Red">BB raises to $28</font>, UTG folds, Hero calls $12.

Flop: ($62) 2[[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]], 9[[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]], Q[[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]] <font color="Blue">(2 players)</font>
<font color="Red">BB bets $60</font>, <font color="Red">Hero raises to $470.8</font>, BB calls $156.20 (All-In).

Turn: ($749) 2[[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]] <font color="Blue">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

River: ($749) 5[[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]] <font color="Blue">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: $749

Results below:
BB has A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (one pair, twos).
Hero has J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (one pair, twos).
Outcome: BB wins $494.40.

[TheWorstPlayer]

his play is standard. and jkratz, i'll split the escrowing with you 50/50 and then we can sell of portions of it in tenths.

[jalexand42]

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his play is standard. and jkratz, i'll split the escrowing with you 50/50 and then we can sell of portions of it in tenths.

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Man you beat me to this joke. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

That being said, I'll take two tenths on both sides, that way my varience is reduced.

[king_of_drafts]

lol

I need to win some of the $400 I lost betting on Luego.

[ImsaKidd]

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Berating in PMs LOLOLOL

DON'T TAP THE [censored] GLASS

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Yeah guys u dont wanna scare fish like me away.

[KRANTZ]

"Did you have it?" "I'm sorry, John. I don't remember."
I got up, and I walked to the cashier.
I sat with the best in the world, and I won.
You put a [censored] move on Chan, you son of a bitch.

Full Tilt Poker Game #2566692602: Table Masters (heads up) - $50/$100 - No Limit Hold'em - 14:05:31 ET - 2007/06/02
Seat 1: sbrugby ($10,250)
Seat 2: pr1nnyraid ($12,098.50)
pr1nnyraid posts the small blind of $50
sbrugby posts the big blind of $100
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to pr1nnyraid [Ad Ts]
pr1nnyraid raises to $300
sbrugby calls $200
*** FLOP *** [2s Js As]
sbrugby checks
pr1nnyraid checks
*** TURN *** [2s Js As] [Qh]
sbrugby bets $600
pr1nnyraid calls $600
*** RIVER *** [2s Js As Qh] [7d]
sbrugby bets $1,800
pr1nnyraid calls $1,800
*** SHOW DOWN ***
sbrugby shows [Ac 9s] (a pair of Aces)
pr1nnyraid shows [Ad Ts] (a pair of Aces)
pr1nnyraid wins the pot ($5,399.50) with a pair of Aces
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $5,400 | Rake $0.50
Board: [2s Js As Qh 7d]
Seat 1: sbrugby (big blind) showed [Ac 9s] and lost with a pair of Aces
Seat 2: pr1nnyraid (small blind) showed [Ad Ts] and won ($5,399.50) with a pair of Aces

[Bigmoney]

[ QUOTE ]
"Did you have it?" "I'm sorry, John. I don't remember."
I got up, and I walked to the cashier.
I sat with the best in the world, and I won.
You put a [censored] move on Chan, you son of a bitch.

Full Tilt Poker Game #2566692602: Table Masters (heads up) - $50/$100 - No Limit Hold'em - 14:05:31 ET - 2007/06/02
Seat 1: sbrugby ($10,250)
Seat 2: pr1nnyraid ($12,098.50)
pr1nnyraid posts the small blind of $50
sbrugby posts the big blind of $100
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to pr1nnyraid [Ad Ts]
pr1nnyraid raises to $300
sbrugby calls $200
*** FLOP *** [2s Js As]
sbrugby checks
pr1nnyraid checks
*** TURN *** [2s Js As] [Qh]
sbrugby bets $600
pr1nnyraid calls $600
*** RIVER *** [2s Js As Qh] [7d]
sbrugby bets $1,800
pr1nnyraid calls $1,800
*** SHOW DOWN ***
sbrugby shows [Ac 9s] (a pair of Aces)
pr1nnyraid shows [Ad Ts] (a pair of Aces)
pr1nnyraid wins the pot ($5,399.50) with a pair of Aces
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $5,400 | Rake $0.50
Board: [2s Js As Qh 7d]
Seat 1: sbrugby (big blind) showed [Ac 9s] and lost with a pair of Aces
Seat 2: pr1nnyraid (small blind) showed [Ad Ts] and won ($5,399.50) with a pair of Aces

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lame hand

but youre in the green vs aba, so A+