Life Tilt... (tl;dr - pics/graph)

[Alobar]

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I dunno guys, this could possibly be the best beat of BBV

This guy loses what most normal grounded people would consider the ticket to happiness (a beautiful wife and child) because hes busy grinding out SSNL and the kicker is hes doing that when hes already got what most of you consider the ticket to happiness (money). I dunno if it gets much more degen than that.

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If 2 months of tension = wife having affair, she wasn't gonna be the ticket to happiness for very long anyhow, doucy?

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its pretty obvious hes been neglecting his family for poker a lot longer than just the 2 months he was grinding.

Am I the only one who thinks letting your personal life go to [censored] for what to him basically amounts to chump change, is incredibly funny in that sad twisted kinda way? I mean this is even better than if he just blew his roll playing nosebleed or blackjack.

[NoMeansYes_]

This is ridiculous. This is why stupid people shouldn't have a wife or money, let the regret begin.

[J_T_P]

you win 155k and play 1/2 nl, lose a few thou, big fking deal

[UsuallyDonating]

I see the beat in losing your kid. Kids are pretty sweet. But a cheating wife is a dime a dozen. so lets sum it up.
Brag - u won 150k in a day +10
Brag - u only lost 1k of that +9
Brag - u no longer have the complaining of a whorewife +10
Brag - u have a successful job +10
Brag - u can play the ME for 15 years without tapping the job income +10
Brag - u dont have to give whorewife a dime +10
Beat - No blow =( -4
Beat - lost the kid -10
Beat - u let a 2k downswing take u out of the game for 2.5 months -5
Variance - u didnt screw any hookers -10 but u didnt get VD +10
if my calculations are correct ur +40 and thats pretty good

[HeroInBlack]

WTF, nobody has asked for pics of cheating wifey yet?

[Sofisdad]

Need pics of cheating wifey

[New2NL]

This thread sucks, you won 150K still have yet to donk it back, made monies at the WSOP and are single?

If you are on life tilt you are more than a BR nit you are a life nit.

Why would you want a wife who makes you mad, cheats on you? Bro your life is goot

[0evg0]

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I dunno guys, this could possibly be the best beat of BBV

This guy loses what most normal grounded people would consider the ticket to happiness (a beautiful wife and child) because hes busy grinding out SSNL and the kicker is hes doing that when hes already got what most of you consider the ticket to happiness (money). I dunno if it gets much more degen than that.

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this is the best post ever

[RoyalMag]

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As crazy as this sounds I didn’t do any hookers, blow, strip clubs, or any of the fun stuff Vegas is known for other than gamble, of course. BTW… I have a beautiful wife and a 2 yr old son. Thriving business, friends, family, etc… Those things didn’t appeal to me much.

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Around hand 35K my wife and I separated

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Bet you wish you could go back in time now! [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[Avatar of Wine]

This is really the ultimate in happy/sad - alobar's "degen" definition is pretty much brilliant, but it's also a solid brag (not tied to cheating wife, keeping job, getting [censored] together, bankroll mgmt) . . . I'm all Natalie Imbruglia up in this bitch.