Ask My Neighbor about being a Ninja.

[theRealMacoy]

adsman,

absolute gold!

when i was 12 my buddies and i rocked our homemade numchucks and stars between viewings of 'enter the ninja'. i was such a master that once, i even managed to knock myself out cold with the chucks.

an opportunity like this come along once in a lifetime so here are a couple more questions:

- what was his worst ninja-related (read:job-related) injury?

- who was his greatest adversary? what made them so strong/challenging? how did he defeat them?

- looking back, what would he say was his weakness/strength during his career?

- is there a "ninja-diet"? does he have any dietary/herbal potion-type suggestions?

- what was the longest it took to complete an assasination/mission? (i assume some targets must have been extremely difficult, even for a ninja, to get close enough to enact the hari kari)

- did his wife know his past profession? h

- did/does he fear being tracked down by a past rival/enemy/client? how has he avoided this over the years?

- does he have any advice for us when dealing with our own enemies/rivals?

can't wait for the next transcript.

cheers,
sean


ps. wandering up your mountain do you feel a little like luke going to visit yoda?