brag: a complete list of things i have eaten today

[talentdeficit]

two croissants, picked up fresh from the bakery down the street from my building by my insomniac girlfriend. a little margarine (f butter) and a lot of imported french raspberry jam on each.

one entire package of citrus tic tacs i found in my bag when searching for my keys as i was leaving my apartment. i only intended to eat 2 or 3, but there was a whole range of subtle color variations, and i was trying to determine if they varied similarly in taste. ran out before i could draw any conclusions.

one grande white mocha, non fat, no whip. with an excessive amount of cinnamon shavings. non fat because ines, the girl who prepared it for me, doesn't want me to gain weight. she's so thoughtful.

half a vegatariano panini from bosa foods on kootenay street. left over from lunch yesterday. marinated eggplant, cheese and tomato, grilled. so amazingly good.

three almonds stolen from a coworkers desk when he was fixing his hair. unsalted, lame.

one sesame seed bagel toasted and served with butter (f margarine). stolen from the set of battlestar galatica, with whom we share studio space.

two bottles of san pellegrino water.

lunch in 30 minutes...

[Supp Bro]

This may be way out of line, but your entire diet makes you sound ghey.

[Mingdu]

dude ... f margarine ... eat butter

[Heavens_Myst]

lots of butter

[FatBottomedGirls]

I'm 100% sure you're confused about the difference between brag and beat.

[blutarski]

Without all the metrosexual frippery, you had two croissants, a bagel, a large coffee, a package of tictacs, and a sandwich before lunch.

Pig.

[prodonkey]

don't forget the nuts he ate

[adoah]

"a little margarine (f butter)"

you do realize that croissants are like 50% butter right?

[samjjones]

Frosted flakes w/ skim milk, 3 16.9 oz bottles of Poland Spring, 2 Jr. Bacon Cheese, 1 5 pc. chicken nuggets, 1 Diet Dr. Pepper, 1 Diet Coke, 1 0.5 oz package of Wise Onion Rings.

[bluey]

1 slice of CPK siclian pizza and .5L bottle of nestle water