College prank, need your help

[fatpants]

A few I've used before.

1) Urinate in his humidifier (if applicable)
2) Melt down butter and mix in with acne medication (if applicable)
3) Get screwdriver and take cover off radiator and vomit and/or defecate on heating pipes. Put cover back on.

FP

[kylephilly]

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Get some KoolAid powder mix ( I recommend Grape) and sprinkle it over his sheets. (hopefully after a night of drinking and or hot temps.)

The koolaid will turn his skin said color with a bit of perspiration. Post Picks of Grape Ape in OOT.

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This could be funny if he was turned way up and he was passed out.

[private joker]

This whole thread reminds me of the Jerk Store episode. OP is Costanza.

[Rapidtransit]

get cayenne pepper powder or something similar and put it on a hot plate/stove burner if he has it. Turn it on discretely and leave the room, his eyes will be dying very very soon.

[mbillie1]

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Tricking a guy to pick up trash isn't funny?

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No. What you need to do is THE TORPEDO. This only works if his door opens inwards, but most college dorm doors do. Find a giant metal garbage can, like the ones used in most dining halls / cafeterias / etc. Fill it with water. Lean it against his (closed) door when he is in his room, knock loudly on the door. Take a few steps back and watch THE TORPEDO go off.

This is about infinity times cooler than your current plan. Here is a visual aid to help you understand:

------VERY COOL-------
THE TORPEDO

















your idea
-------SUCKTOWN-------

[KotOD]

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Get some KoolAid powder mix ( I recommend Grape) and sprinkle it over his sheets. (hopefully after a night of drinking and or hot temps.)

The koolaid will turn his skin said color with a bit of perspiration. Post Picks of Grape Ape in OOT.

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[Atlanta Andrew]

Here's a winning suggestion. I wish I could personally take credit, but it was invented by an exceptionally sinister member of my college fraternity:

1. Find a dirty dirty homeless man, and offer to pay him $20 or buy him some booze, crack, etc...

2. When your suitemate is not at home, have the homeless man use all of his personal belongings such as (but not limited to): clothes, bed, toothbrush, pipe...you get the idea.

3. Make sure to take lots of pictures!

4. (optional) Create a framed plaque using the pictures to ensure this special moment is remembered for all eternity in your dorm.

You're welcome,
Andrew