beat:: the unbeatable donkey- mabye you've played him b4

Naked Penguins · #1 05-31-2007, 01:44 AM

I am playing heads up right now vs. the unbeatable donkey.

he min bets every hand, & never folds preflop. If he has anything he just calls, or makes a 1/2 pot river bet.

I had him All in 8 times! he has won All 8 so far. 8 in a row, and every time i was 70% or better, including Ai on turn with A hi and he hit, my set vs. his flush draw, his flush draw vs. my tp, his bottom pair vs. my top pair. my ak vs. his a4---.
the WORST I got my $ in vs. him was with a set vs. his flush draw and hi card vs. his flush draw on the river.

Should i just give up?
What is the strategy here. Is full tilt rigged or should i keep playing and getting my money in good?

Poker monkey · #2 05-31-2007, 01:57 AM

There's a thread about this guy here: http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showfl...;gonew=1#UNREAD

Naked Penguins · #3 05-31-2007, 02:00 AM

lol, i dont think thats him. but this guy is nuts-- he calls with 34off oop, then min bets down to the river, then
does the same with every other hand.. he even folds to most raises.

PedroCerrano · #4 05-31-2007, 02:05 AM

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There's a thread about this guy here: http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showfl...;gonew=1#UNREAD

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I see what you did there.

Naked Penguins · #5 05-31-2007, 02:09 AM

OMG. I WAS MAKING A COME Back. I made some hands & wore him down. but then I was all in again... He wins every F&&#*ing all in.
This time i pushed him AI pf with A3 and he called with 73suited. and won of couse.

Naked Penguins · #6 05-31-2007, 02:11 AM

then again.
33 vs. his k10. thats 10 in a roW! now he was back up to $40 again. how can i beat him?

apefish · #7 05-31-2007, 02:15 AM

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Should i just give up?
What is the strategy here.

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If you are talking about posting in this thread, that seems like a good line.

UIowaHottie · #8 05-31-2007, 02:25 AM

hrmm I feel bad [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] I think you should tighten up and only bet solid hands.

Requiem1010 · #9 05-31-2007, 03:23 AM

If you cannot beat the donkey, you are the donkey.

Naked Penguins · #10 05-31-2007, 05:32 AM

like i said, i had him All in 10 times in a row w/ the best hand and lost. I after droping about $200 though i just gave up. Luck is a huge part of poker, and somehow, he just had the luck. Everyone has it sometimes, and when you have it you know it, and the same when you don't. obviously i was just meant to loose to this guy.

--interesing story: my roomate was drunk plyaing a $5 s&g and he was like ok, i'm just going to go all in every hand. 8 people were left. he went all in every single hand and about 25 hands later he won the sit and go. The other players kept saying he must be cheating somehow and were going to get pokerstars to ban him...