I made out with my cousin's grandma, wtf am i going to do ?????

[cakewalk]

Ok so at the beginning of May every year my family has a tradition we all go to south Georgia and have a picnic. It's pretty standard random southern culture or whatever. Somewhere around 30-50 of my relatives all go out and spend the day eating, playing football, good conversation.

So the place we usually go to is just this field on top of this hill about 20 minutes off I75. Theres really nothing out there except a dirt road, which makes bathroom situation and stuff kind of interesting.

To the story..

So i'm going to the bathroom after having a few beers (first piss break all day) so i'm pissing a lot. I hear someone behind me and I think it's my cousin or brother just messing with me. I tell them to piss off (lol get it) I finish peeing and zip up. When I turn around my cousin's grandma is right there with this weird smile on her face. I'm really confused at this point, and the she leans in to kiss me. Im kind of disoriented and we end up kissing for like 30 seconds. Then I realize what's going on. I run away and don't say anything to her for the rest of the day. She kept making eye contact with me and I felt really weirded out. I've been keeping this bottled up for so long it's really starting to bother me.

My relation to my cousins is through my mom, and it's my aunt's husband's grandma so i'm not really directly related to her. She keeps herself up pretty well for being 75-80 i'm guessing. Probably the hottest senior citizen i've ever seen. Theres pics at the bottom:

Normally this wouldn't be a problem, but I am going to be spending a month at her house working on their farm with my family. There is absolutely no way for me to get out of this as we have been working on the farm every summer without fail for the past 11 years. I will be in proximity with her throughout the summer, what the [censored] am i supposed to do.

BB4L what the [censored] am I supposed to do?!!?

And so this isn't completely useless, here are some pics from the picnic my mom took. Fwiw at first I was disgusted but now I don't know, it feels weird is all.

http://img224.imageshack.us/img224/3509/etheljon1.jpg

http://img224.imageshack.us/img224/2519/family2.jpg

she's third from the left

[Barretboy]

Goddammit...

[OBMAR]

i clicked links before reading cause i'm, smart

[inside??]

1. Whip it out.
2. Have grandma take out her teeth.
3. Profit!!!!

[blutarski]

What the... That link doesn't go to a picture, it goes to some stupid song by Rick Astley.

Wait, you didn't... Omigod!! I got rikrolled again!! It never gets old

IT NEVER GETS OLD!!! (is the sarcasm getting through?)

[bryan4967]

[censored] rickrolled..