Flight of the Antonius

[xxThe_Lebowskixx]

i would gladly trade my huge [censored] for PA's looks, athletic abilities, poker skill, and millions of dollars.

[Shipit.Standard]

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lolshortdickaments

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lol

[Socialite]

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No comment about PA. Frankly I'm sick to [censored] death of hearing the guy's name in here, joke or not.

As for Farha, I can't stand this creep and sincerely hope he got taken for everything he has. My dream would be to watch him get broked, throw his cards at the dealer he reportedly never tips and hear Moneymaker sitting two seats away offer to stake him for $200.00.

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ban

[fraac]

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Urinal game

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Wow, cool. I always thought that hiding yourself away at the far end was disrespectful to your fellow piddlers. Shows what I knew. Maybe that explains a few things over the years.

Anyway I can't believe nobody has posted "useless without pics" in this thread.

Guy.

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Game is wrong for Question 1, Guy's original theorem is correct. Three spaces is adequate cushion and you don't want to be seen to be self-conscious. Level 2 piss. Urinal game is otherwise correct.

[iveyleague24]

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So I'm at Bellagio over the weekend playing some poker and catching up with some old friends. The poker room is buzzing because of the Five Diamond tournament. Bobby's room is packed, two tables going. Over in the back corner, Patrik Antonius and Sammy Farha are playing pot-limit omaha heads up, with the occasional third player.

It seems PA is crushing. Farha has his head in his hands a lot of the time, and he pushed past my table a few times jabbering into his phone about how "HE FLOPPED ANOTHER FULL HOUSE ON ME" etc etc. Farha is frequently seen to stare at his cards in disbelief at the showdown before mucking.

We retire to the nearby bar for a drink and a chat. It is mentioned that, frankly, it is downright unfair that PA exists. He is better than us at everything: better poker player, better looking, more athletic, most likely more intelligent. Can't we have just one thing, PA? Just one thing we do better than you? Please?

We drink some more. I go to the bathroom.

Who should I see standing at the urinal when I arrive but PA himself.

Being well-versed in men's room etiquette, I opt for the urinal two along from him and go about my business.

He immediately scarpers, heading for the stall at the far end of the room. Once he is safely inside, he makes sure to perform the loudest pee he could muster in an attempt to recover his manhood.

Thanks, PA. Thanks. Just one thing, but it's good enough. The only question is, should I tell Sammy?

Guy.

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[ibluffoldladies]

This is probably the greatest thread I've read this year.

[Monster207]

OP nh.

[southerndog]

Say it ain't so.. In my dreams he's always been very well hung.

Is it possible he decided he had to take a dump?

[Reef]

meh, this is just gossip until you go back there and get a pic of it

[Deewhizzle]

That has to be the funniest@#$% i have ever Read.