Brag/Beat: Caribean as 2nd Date

[Eihli]

I went to Niagara Falls on a first date. It also ended up being the last time I talked to her

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Ka-rib-ee-in
Ka-ra-be-in
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[BarryLyndon]

I went on a second date with a girl at my friend's house party over bad wine and crackers. I had a nice, easy time getting laid. You know, talk, two people get horny, and then they [censored]?

Having said that, this is definitely a beat.

Barry

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Huge beat. The only reason to take a girl on a trip this expensive is if she is so hot you couldnt bone her any other way.

[benza13]

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if your dick was anywhere as close to as big as your forehead you wouldn't need to swing this.

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This is gold.

Stayed at a 5 star resort in the Dominican a couple years back for spring break with my girlfriend at the time. Got a deal cuz the resort wasn't quite finished and things like the casino weren't yet open (Beat). All the restaurants and stores were open though, and it was a great trip. All we did was lay around in the sun, eat good food, drink, and have sex.

As long as you don't leave the resort everything is great.

[apefish]

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i'm planning a trip out to Dominican Republic in June, anyone got any info on it? I was going because a friend of mine invited me to go then I read in this thread that you constantly get ripped off. I heard the women are really easy though if you're american... confirm?

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The Dominican Republic (Spanish: República Dominicana, IPA [re'puβlika domini'kana]) is a Latin American country that currently occupies the eastern two-thirds of the Caribbean island called Hispaniola. It shares a border with the Republic of Haiti, making it the only Caribbean island split by two governments. Hispaniola is the second-largest of the Greater Antilles islands, and lies west of Puerto Rico and east of Cuba and Jamaica.

Dominicans sometimes refer to their country as "Kiskeya" or Quisqueya, a name for Hispaniola that is debated to have been used by indigenous Taíno people meaning "mother of all lands". Other names for Hispanola are Bohio and Haiti, which means "Land of the High Mountains" The territory under the Dominican Republic's control has the highest mountain in the Caribbean.

For much of the twentieth century, the government of the Dominican Republic was unsettled and mostly non-representative. Since the death of military dictator Rafael Leónidas Trujillo in 1961, the Dominican Republic has moved toward representative democracy.
The Dominican Republic was the site of the first permanent European settlement in the Americas after Greenland, and became the first point of colonization in the Western Hemisphere by explorers from Europe. Present-day Dominican Republic has the first cathedral, university, road, and fortress of the Americas, and Santo Domingo was the first city founded there. Santo Dominigo was also the first capital in the Americas.
Before the Spanish and French colonization of the island of Hispaniola, it was the home of the indigenous people.
The Taínos may have lived on the island for years under Spanish colonial rule, but they were almost completely exterminated by the Spanish or by diseases such as sores and small pox.
Christopher Columbus explored Hispaniola during his first voyage to America in 1492. On his return the following year, Columbus founded the first permanent European settlement in America, after the Viking settlement in Newfoundland, Canada, in an expedient manner. The natives who were not killed by disease were enslaved. Hispaniola became a springboard for Spanish conquest of the Caribbean mainland.


Edit: I am pretty sure the last paragraph or so should be for your information only and not used as a pickup line, but the rest seems like grade A material to impress the locals. Plus you can add that you post in threads started by Good2cu.

[IFeltYourRack]

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+1 to the "this is a ridiculously desperate move" camp

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Why does everyone automatically assume this? I slept with this girl wasted a half dozen times before i took her anywhere.

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So you sleep with her wasted and assume the next logical step is to go to the Dominican Republic with her sober... Do you not have friends with testicles that will call you out when you try doing stupid [censored]?

[Bigfoot]

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+1 to the "this is a ridiculously desperate move" camp

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Why does everyone automatically assume this? I slept with this girl wasted a half dozen times before i took her anywhere.

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So you sleep with her wasted and assume the next logical step is to go to the Dominican Republic with her sober... Do you not have friends with testicles that will call you out when you try doing stupid [censored]?

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There's a really good chance they're the ones who are encouraging this.

[good2cu]

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+1 to the "this is a ridiculously desperate move" camp

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Why does everyone automatically assume this? I slept with this girl wasted a half dozen times before i took her anywhere.

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So you sleep with her wasted and assume the next logical step is to go to the Dominican Republic with her sober... Do you not have friends with testicles that will call you out when you try doing stupid [censored]?

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There's a really good chance they're the ones who are encouraging this.

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My college friends obv think is a dumb idea/waste of money etc.

My friends from poker think it's an awesome idea and most would probaly consider doing the same thing.

We kind of live in a differnt realitly from our peers.

[apefish]

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My college friends obv think is a dumb idea/waste of money etc.

My friends from poker think it's an awesome idea and most would probaly consider doing the same thing.

We kind of live in a differnt realitly from our peers.

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This statement is wrong. DUCY?