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What's more chickensh!t than fvkking with another man's automobile?
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GF: Did you just see that commercial with Lebron? He was hitting shot after shot from 90ft away!
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#13
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Sister: "Um... where's Congress?"
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After finding son's stash:
Who taught you how to do this stuff? Son: From you, alright!? I learned it from watching you! |
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[ QUOTE ]
GF: Wanna try anal? [/ QUOTE ] Did it hurt when she stuck it in you? |
#16
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I'm sixteen years old, and watching the Womens Finals from Wimbledon. My Dad is in the next room. All he hears is women grunting loudly, and Skin-imax hasn't been invented yet.
DAD: (enters living room) What the hell are you watching? ME: Tennis. DAD: Oh. (He stays and watches a point, probably the first tennis he's ever watched.) Who are these girls? ME: Chris Evert and Martina Navratalova (this is the year Martina came out of the closet, something that simply wasn't done back then). DAD: (after watching another point) Which one's Nav'talova? ME: That one. DAD: (checks her out) She eats pussy, you know. ME: (way to shocked to respond, as my parents had never mentioned or even acknowledged sex to this point in my life) |
#17
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youtalk,
hahaha |
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Most unexpected thing my wife has ever said to me:
"I'm glad you started to play World of Warcraft again." Ray |
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Me: what time is it?
Dad: you're adopted. |
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Most unexpected thing my wife has ever said to me: "I'm glad you started to play World of Warcraft again." Ray [/ QUOTE ] ????????? |
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