Things you can say to tilt people

[RydenStoompala]

Smiling and saying nothing is the absolute nuts in tilt language. Also, doing the opposite of what someone is "preaching" is terrific.

[SinK]

I have a friend who will always say, "Brilliant bluff Woodinator[His self chosen poker nickname]" to himself. whenever he wins a hand where it wasn't shown down whether he had something or not, if said with enough conviction it can sometimes tilt someone who reckons they just made a great laydown [and are gullible enugh to beleive them]. I'm fairly sure if applied in a slightly more sophisticated way this would be quite an effective one even against good players. Next tie you have someone fold top pair to your massive river bet with the nut flush try something like "That was a risky bet with my 10 high." as yu rakein the chips.

[scags23]

I like to say things that appear good hearted and people dont think Im trying to tilt them. I think that works best
For example, if yoru live and someone just loses a pot start conversation with them immediatley sbt something on related. If they had been talking basketball earlier continue that conversation rt after they lose knowing they dont wanna talk abt that.
Or if someone gets a sick suckout and you see the person who lost is pissed but not saying anything. Act like you weren't paying attention and ask him politely "what one that hand I stopped watching"

[TreyWilly]

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When my 78s beats grumpy guy's slowplayed KK in huge pot:


Him: grumbling about beat/my play/called all the way etc..

Me: "I had you all the way"

Him: "What do you mean?!?! I had pocket kings!!!"

Me: (looking honestly confused) "but my hand was suited, your's wasn't even suited"

Him: Not only tilts for the rest of the session, but seems to be on a low level of angry perma-tilt every time I have seen him since.

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A simple "I was ahead the whole time" is usually enough here. Don't defend the statement when they flip out. Just keep saying it.

The more obvious the suckout the better.

That said, I often don't want my opponents on tilt. I usually spew to tilting players, so I stay quiet about 95 percent of the time. The happier the players, the longer they play, in my experience.

[Clean Slater]

When you get sucked out on the best move is to stfu.
When you suck out the ONLY right move is to stfu.

If you use an argument like "He started it !!!" as a license to berate back it will always come back to haunt you.

[Luckyspikes]

I used to say : "bet like a man" then i raise my monster.

It works very often.

[Jon1000]

If someone's starting to berate you:

"Relax. If you get all worked up, you're going to keep playing badly."

or just start singing, "You gotta know when to hold em, know when to fold em. . ."

[Clean Slater]

I love playing against fish that tries to "induce" a tilt...which is pretty much everyone that posted in this thread.
When you label me as "tilted" you are as exploitable as someone who is actually tilting.
But thats me. I work in mysterious ways.

[DMC0627]

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I love playing against fish that tries to "induce" a tilt...which is pretty much everyone that posted in this thread.
When you label me as "tilted" you are as exploitable as someone who is actually tilting.
But thats me. I work in mysterious ways.

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Wow, you just ruled this thread.

[JayKon]

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I love playing against fish that tries to "induce" a tilt...which is pretty much everyone that posted in this thread.
When you label me as "tilted" you are as exploitable as someone who is actually tilting.
But thats me. I work in mysterious ways.

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You are an angry little piss who I seriously doubt actually beats the game. Not one of your posts had any actual content, other than to say "you're nothing and I am everything". Return to your hole please.