So I was shaving my balls this morning

[CheckRaise]

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http://www.amazon.com/Philips-Norelco-BG...6190&sr=8-1

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wow this looks pretty sweet, I've been using the standard beard trimmer but I will be purchasing one of these.

[blutarski]

You only need to shave your balls when you star in gay porn.

Trust me.

[XXXNoahXXX]

how are you people shaving your balls with electric buzzers?? or scissors????

how much ball hair do you have?


mach 3 ftw.

[blutarski]

Srsly, the idea of putting razors or whirring blades against my bits and pieces freaks me out.

[neuroman]

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how do you shave your balls with a disposable razor? Isn't it bumpy?

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Seriously, please give advice. Shaving the balls has always been a leak in my game, to say it poker-wise. Cutting the hair with a scissor has to take forever.

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Once you take a nice hot shower and get your balls hanging low and loose and lather them up, things will be surprisingly smooth. I was pretty skeptical at first but it works.

"The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it."

[dietpunk]

After having glanced at this thread I've noticed that no one's brought up the following because they're either a) sadists or b) prepubescent:

[img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]o Not Use your girlfriend's/wife's razor which she uses to shave her legs. The hair on her legs is like wire. The delicate edge of the Lady Schick will become nicked & pitted when she's shaving. You will dig long gouges of ripped flesh if you drag this nutcutter across your sack.

Now you're ready to make some primo gay porn.

[zomg]

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[llayner]

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I used my roommates beard trimmer once! Worked Great !

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ew.

[TxRedMan]

Electric razors will grab the skin. Use a real razor. It's easier and not dangerous.

[Fonkey123]

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Electric razors will grab the skin. Use a real razor. It's easier and not dangerous.

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Inconsequential when steroids have shrunken your balls to the size of raisins.