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Old 05-15-2007, 05:59 AM
Spechel EDD Spechel EDD is offline
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Default Re: BEAT: I PLAYED A DONKAMENT

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lol

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you're the fattest one of them all

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im not hatin, im just lollin
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Old 05-15-2007, 06:02 AM
Superfluous Man Superfluous Man is offline
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Default Re: BEAT: I PLAYED A DONKAMENT

levanta, levanta, tienes que gritar
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Old 05-15-2007, 06:08 AM
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levanta, levanta, tienes que gritar

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Mucho gusto me llamo Bradley,
I'm hornier than Ron Jeremy,
and if you wanna get popped in your knee,
just wipe that look off your bati face

You hate me cause I got what you need,
a pretty little daughter that we call Mixie, and,
if you wanna get beat physically
it will be over in a minute if ya

so she told me to come over and I took that trip
and then then she pulled out my mushroom tip
and when it came out, it went drip drip drip
I didnt know she had the G.I. Joe, kung fu grip

and it went - ugh
and the girl SUCKED OUT ON MY QUEENS - ugh
and thats that RUNNER RUNNER - it went ugh
and the girl SUCKED OUT WITH EIGHTS- ugh
and thats that BUSTO SOUND

when I kiss Mixie she makes me feel horny,
cause im the type of lover with the sensitivity,
when she kiss my neck and tickle me frenzy,
the right kind of love on a Sunday morning.

En el otro lado es donde vivi,
con mi hijita, que se llama Mixie,
y su hermana, si me quiere,
y ya horita, tenemos un bebe,


Sus padres sus tios me trataron matar
but they did not get too far
un poco despues tuve que regresar
con un chingo de dinero
cause you know im a star

me fui a costa rica
para tomar y sufea
placticaba con la rasa
cause they know who we are

Si no so dio cuenta
then I bet you never were
you must be a muneca
if your still standing still

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Me gusta mi reggae,
Me gusta punk rock,
Pero la cosa que me gusta mas es panochita,

Ponga la nalga en la aire if you know who you are,
Ponga la nalga en la aire y empieza gritar,

No tenga miedo, Im your papi,
take your chones, y les mandan a mi,
levanta, levanta, tienes que gritar,
levanta, levanta, tienes que bailar.
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Old 05-15-2007, 06:18 AM
Im_a_retard Im_a_retard is offline
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i love u billy

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HOW ARE YOUR BOTS?
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Old 05-15-2007, 08:59 AM
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Default Re: BEAT: I PLAYED A DONKAMENT

Outplayed etc.
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Old 05-15-2007, 09:01 AM
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still a nice score!
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Old 05-15-2007, 10:15 AM
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Default Re: BEAT: I PLAYED A DONKAMENT

BIRRYJEK: HAVENT YOU LEARNED THAT YOU DONT RUN GOOD IN DONKAMNTS?
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Old 05-15-2007, 10:22 AM
Knet Knet is offline
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Default Re: BEAT: I PLAYED A DONKAMENT

Don't forget about ths donkament you played in November:

1. knecht_poker $47,097 <---------- me obv
2. hawkins1 $29,568
3. NoPotForYou! $19,071
4. billyjex $13,833
5. croth8 $11,193
6. or not $9,081
7. PM21 $6,969
8. Phwap $4,963
9. jam3b0ne $3273
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Old 05-15-2007, 10:45 AM
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Don't forget about ths donkament you played in November:

1. knecht_poker $47,097 <---------- me obv
2. hawkins1 $29,568
3. NoPotForYou! $19,071
4. billyjex $13,833
5. croth8 $11,193
6. or not $9,081
7. PM21 $6,969
8. Phwap $4,963
9. jam3b0ne $3273

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your first name isnt stu is it?
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Old 05-15-2007, 11:13 AM
MattSuspect MattSuspect is offline
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What type of ice cream?
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