beat: i suck at starting conversations with random girls

[Senator_Thack]

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ok so there was this insanly hott girl in my philosophy class this semester. and i wanted to talk to her but i could never think of how to start a conversation with her.(and i probably went to this class once a week if that). today was the last day and i walked out of class and she was infront of me and i was just thinking...[censored] i really wish i woulda SIIHP. so bbv4life i need some help on starting conversations w/ random girls.

you can even use MS paint if you want to!!!

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even though this is clearly OOT material, i'll help you cuz i'm a nice guy.

here's your play:
say "hi" you stupid [censored]

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Needs work. Looks -EV:

OP: "Hi, you stupid [censored]"

Hot Girl: [kicks OP in balls]


Probably better than doing nothing, though.

[hennnerz]

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"You know who's responsible for those crop circles in England?"

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SALAZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

[blunty31]

I Love you, You Love me, who needs girls when my hands are free.

[dallas14]

ipot charges 100 dollars an hour. i heard that works well

[TyroneBiggumz]

[censored] a hoe and maybe that will give you confidence

[SmokeyRidesAgain]

Chicks were the only reason I turned up to college and even then I spent most of the days in bed.

[lostsoul]

I can get u laid. U can't be picky though. But it sounds like u need to be [censored] regardless if it is a hot girl or some fat cow.

[RushnRocket]

it doesn't matter what type of conversation your attempting to start, I think whats holding you back is looking like an ass. Tattoo this onto your left arm, "you have nothing to lose" If you [censored] up who cares? If she isn't interested? who cares?

Now go to class!

[tiltowhirl]

Just remember girls smell wuss a mile away. Chances are she already knows that you are interested (girls are perceptive when it comes to this), don't think she is dumb enough to be like, "oh, this nice shy guy in my class probably isn't scheming a way to make a weak-tight play against my pooper".

Not to be cliche, but "be yourself" is my opinion. Any attempt at winning her approval puts you in the wussy box which is equal to the not having sex with her box.

[sethypooh21]

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I disagree w/the going to class supporters. 8 am class is not worth any girl unless she stripped and gave you a beej during every bathroom break.

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To quote Fast Eddie, I'd go over 15% for that.