Freestyle battle between me & a chick

[Georgia Avenue]

me: I feel like doing some freestyle rap battling, are you up for it?
GirlXXX: yo yo yo. let's kick it
me: Word, I'm eating yogurt like my name was Bert
You can call me Ernie,
but that wont even hurt
Cuz sticks and stones make break my bones
but I rocks the mad calcium so stay outta my zone
booya
GirlXXX: Yo, i think i'll call you Bernie when i ain't callin you bitch
Sent at 12:29 PM on Tuesday
GirlXXX: gotta yogurt gotta bone but ain't gone none of this
cowboys on an ice rink getting it on
Sent at 12:30 PM on Tuesday
GirlXXX: triple sow cow double axel till dawn
Sent at 12:32 PM on Tuesday
me: If you took any longer to pen your wack rhymes
I'd die of sleep deprivation trying to untangle yr lines
GirlXXX: well i woke up this morning bout a quarter to four
Sent at 12:34 PM on Tuesday
me: Yr metaphors are more like
Meat and Force
All night til the light comes off the porch
You better believe ill be calling you whatever I want
Till dawn when I taunt you with the flamethrowin torch
Ima sue yr grandpa for hittin me with his car
Slap yr granny in the fanny as I lower th bar
GirlXXX: sortin emails and sh-t is on the real dope.
cept borin as god without clothes and a goat
me: lol

[Georgia Avenue]

PS who wants any of this? Yeah I didnt think so BBV r a buncha pussies.

[DannyOcean_]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mBGODdzzVw

rockin it hard yo

[JMurder3]

Meh, I pwned Rafiki in a freestyle battle already...but he's like 50 & doesn't know what skeet means, so I'm underwhelmed with myself and don't think I can compete with your Bert & Ernie rhymes. You are clearly victorious...oops, I mean you are clearly the 2nd best rapper after Pooptoad.

[Dan87]

i think she pretty much owned you in the end

[Karak567]

i didnt read your post but im sure you lost

[popeye18]

I dont even get what that last part means

[Georgia Avenue]

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i didnt read your post but im sure you lost

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It was basically like this only hotter:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NUPXl6F6fQ

[Jiggymike]

I wanted to vote for poopytode twice.