Oh What a Beautiful Donk

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First hand I play with this guy:


Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $1/$2 Blinds - 2 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

BB: $64.35
<font color="black">Hero (SB): $133.90</font>

<font color="black">Preflop:</font> Hero is dealt 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero calls $1, <font color="red">BB raises to $4</font>, Hero calls $2

<font color="black">Flop:</font> ($8) 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
BB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $8</font>, <font color="red">BB raises to $16</font>, Hero calls $8

<font color="black">Turn:</font> ($40) T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
BB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets all-in for $113.90</font>, BB calls all-in for $44.35
Uncalled bet of $0 returned to Hero

<font color="black">River:</font> ($128.70) Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 2 All-In)

Pot Size: $128.70 ($0.50 Rake)

BB had 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (a flush, Queen high) and WON (+$63.85)
Hero had 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a straight, Seven high) and LOST (-$64.35)



Damn near puts me on tilt, and heads up tilt is so much worse than normal. Oh well I brush it off, cuz I know this guys giving it all back.

Then:

Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $1/$2 Blinds - 2 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

BB: $101.55
<font color="black">Hero (SB): $274</font>

<font color="black">Preflop:</font> Hero is dealt J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero raises to $6</font>, <font color="red">BB raises to $10</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $48</font>, <font color="red">BB raises all-in to $101.55</font>, Hero calls $53.55

<font color="black">Flop:</font> ($203.10) K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

<font color="black">Turn:</font> ($203.10) 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

<font color="black">River:</font> ($203.10) 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $203.10 ($0.50 Rake)

BB had 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (two pair, Kings and Sevens) and WON (+$101.05)
Hero had J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a pair of Jacks) and LOST (-$101.55)




Probably my favorite hand of the match:


Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $1/$2 Blinds - 2 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

<font color="black">Hero (BB): $297.80</font>
SB: $118.50

<font color="black">Preflop:</font> Hero is dealt 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
SB calls $1, Hero checks

<font color="black">Flop:</font> ($4) 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero checks, SB checks

<font color="black">Turn:</font> ($4) 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero checks, SB checks

<font color="black">River:</font> ($4) T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $2</font>, SB calls $2

Pot Size: $8 ($0.40 Rake)

SB had 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (Queen Jack high) and LOST (-$4)
Hero had 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a pair of Tens) and WON (+$3.60)


Now I sit and watch as this guy shoves every scare card for 10-20x the pot. Every time I check a scary river, he shoves, every [censored] time. This is the hand that broke him.

Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $1/$2 Blinds - 2 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

<font color="black">Hero (BB): $302.50</font>
SB: $111.70

<font color="black">Preflop:</font> Hero is dealt 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
SB calls $1, Hero checks

<font color="black">Flop:</font> ($4) A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero checks, SB checks

<font color="black">Turn:</font> ($4) 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero checks, <font color="red">SB bets $2</font>, Hero calls $2

<font color="black">River:</font> ($8) K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero checks, <font color="red">SB bets all-in for $107.70</font>, Hero calls $107.70

Pot Size: $223.40 ($0.50 Rake)

SB had Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (two pair, Aces and Kings) and LOST (-$111.70)
Hero had 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Aces) and WON (+$111.20)